King Pietersen
ICC Board Member
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2006
- Location
- Manchester
I've recently been listening to the Ricky Gervais Show series of podcasts, and he has unmasked a legend. What a legend this man is, has said some of THE stupidest things i have ever heard, makes Usy look like Stephen Hawking (
) here's a few of his best lines:
- What are the things in Gremlins called ?
- Do we control our brains or do our brains control us ?
- if you just keep talking your mouth will eventuall come out with stuff
- You dont need to be fit to survive, they'll just keep stickin a new lung on ya
- How would I know which one I was ? - when referring to meeting his Doppelganger
- By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
- We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
- Karl: "I've come up with a good idea....see through skin"
- You never see, like a 35 year old one- when referring to Chinese people
- I could eat a knob at night
- They're 97% water, why not just giv em another 3% and make em just water ?- when talking about the usefullness of Jellyfish
- I don't want to be bungled in.
- Lets go to the beach- Karl reciting a classic comment from Winston Churchill
- That could never happen, and it hasnt, how many publications have we seen from a Monkey ? - When talking about the nature of infinity and the infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of typewriters.
There's just a few classic Pilkington comments, if you've got any other faves just post 'em up
) here's a few of his best lines:- What are the things in Gremlins called ?
- Do we control our brains or do our brains control us ?
- if you just keep talking your mouth will eventuall come out with stuff
- You dont need to be fit to survive, they'll just keep stickin a new lung on ya
- How would I know which one I was ? - when referring to meeting his Doppelganger
- By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
- We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
- Karl: "I've come up with a good idea....see through skin"
- You never see, like a 35 year old one- when referring to Chinese people
- I could eat a knob at night
- They're 97% water, why not just giv em another 3% and make em just water ?- when talking about the usefullness of Jellyfish
- I don't want to be bungled in.
- Lets go to the beach- Karl reciting a classic comment from Winston Churchill
- That could never happen, and it hasnt, how many publications have we seen from a Monkey ? - When talking about the nature of infinity and the infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of typewriters.
There's just a few classic Pilkington comments, if you've got any other faves just post 'em up
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