Highlander999
ICC President
- Joined
- Apr 15, 2006
- Location
- London
The February 2009 Interview with aussie1st
Funknath: Why do you think you are the best at BT?
aussie1st: When you have a God, a King and a Prince in your side why wouldn't you think you are the best at BT
Covvy: Are you gonna change your username to Aussie2nd not Aussie1st?
aussie1st: Our Netball team is still 1st so my username can live on for a few more years!
Leicester Fox: Cats or dogs?
aussie1st: Gotta be cats, I am after all a cat that chases after a certain yellow bird every day but can never go in for that final kill.
My first serious answer though, I do like dogs better than cats they fit everyone needs from cute to plain vicious.
Highlander999: Who is God and why?
aussie1st: Glenn Sawyer what not to like about this God. Gets elite spin ratings in BT, scores 100 like Bradman and bowls like Warne. Who wouldn't want to worship him, I suggest you join the Sawyer religion it will soon become as big as Christianity
Xuzuno: How's Auckland?
aussie1st: It just experienced it's hottest ever day in over 130+ years reaching a temperature of 32 degrees. Also reached 100% humidity a few days a go so yea the weather hasn't been great. Today however the weather has turned to winter with rain and the temperature at 14 degrees.
tassietiger: Which smiley do you hate the most: :happy, :hpraise, or :onpc
Note that I hate them all equally.
aussie1st: The first one looks plain weird, I will go the middle one as me and my God need to be worshiped more.
Giggity Giggity: You have had a few avvies and sigs since i've been here, which is you're favourite and why?
aussie1st: Probably one of my hot chick avvie, I did have one from the OC where Rachel Bilson is doing a scene from Spiderman. Wasn't the best quality wise but anything with Rachel in it gets my vote.
Dr.Pepper: Who's your favourite NSW player and why?
aussie1st: Tough one, would be either Dave Warner or Mosies Henriques. Warner would be my favourite right now, I love batters that can score quick and he certainly fits that bill when he plays for NSW.
KBC: If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
aussie1st: On the stage unless we have moved onto Mars or the Moon.
King Pietersen: Right, you're just wondering about one day when suddenly a masked gunman abducts you, you then wake up, your blindfold taken off and you're in a room with 2 men. The gunman holds his gun to your head and gives you a choice. Your first option is to go off with the other man, Graeme. He's a lovely little fella, nice shaven bald head, nice little Ben Sherman pink shirt, he works for an advertising company in Brighton, drives a sports car, and he loves you dearly.
You then have to live out the life of an outwardly gay man, spending the rest of your days with Graeme. Doing all the activity in the bedroom, going to the bars with him at 3 in the morning, cutting the back out of your leather pants at, just generally being affectionate towards eachother. You end up consumating your relationship with Graeme by getting married, and at the end of the marriage you do what they used to do in the olden days when the origins of the kiss where showing your 'love' in front of half of Brighton. So when the vicar would normally say 'you may now kiss the bride', he actually says 'Your may now knob the Aus'.
This may not sound like a fantastic option, and you may be thinking immediately that you'll go for the 2nd one. But, the 2nd option is your close family are killed, and you then have to live the rest of your life with a monkey. Living in a tree, with a monkey, eating bananas, other fruit and nuts and just living your life all alone with this monkey.
Your choice. Graeme or Bobo?
aussie1st: I thought I was meant to be answering questions this looks like an answer! After 10 minutes of reading the question....Interesting scenario, apart from the death of the family option 2 looks great I have always wanted to live like a monkey eating bananas all day. And of course I would be worshiped
ZoraxDoom: If you were stranded on a desert Island, and could only eat one cuisine of food for your whole life there, then what cuisine would you pick?
aussie1st: I would go for one of the Western cuisine probably either the English or American. They have fresh salad to take care of the nutritional value and the various meats would keep my stomach sorted. Also if the deserts are included in the cuisine then the Western way wins easily for me, just love the range of Western deserts.
Having had Chinese cuisine for most of my life and getting pretty sick of it that was easy to rule out. Indian I haven't had too much of but with no toilets on the island and my tongue not being the greatest for spicy food I wouldn't want to go down that road on the Island.
Jaztheman: If you could live in any country in the world, which country would you live in?
aussie1st: Australia obviously
I just feel a connection there and all my favourite sports are there not to mention some real hot chicks!Akash00: Which cricket player do you hate the most???
aussie1st: No cricketer has got to the point where I hate them
aus5892: Sachin Tendulkar has retired. People spend less money on cricket, and use it on struggling more important markets, but lots of people become depressed and tragically take their own lives, evening it out.
My question is - would you save Tendulkar's career if you knew that all this would happen, or would you take a free box of your favourite cereal instead?
aussie1st: Oh definitely the cereal who can resist free stuff and I need something for breakfast tomorrow!
Hitterman: What will be your reaction if Barack Obama comes to your home and knocks the door?
aussie1st: Absolute shock but I would certainly feel great to have mee the most powerful person in the world.
Kev: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
aussie1st: Old age getting to you Kev?
But yes I would like a toasted teacake!Feelin Blue?: Fast forward 5 years and answer these:
1) Who will win the Shield and the FRC?
2) Who will top the runs and wickets?
3) Who will get the call up to the Australian squad?
4) Who will be dropped from the Australian squad?
aussie1st: 1) NSW they have promoted the youth now which should reward them in 5 years unless they too get promoted to Aus.
2) Phil Hughes or Ferguson for most runs. Wickets a bit trickier probably a Hilfenhaus or Siddle.
3) Henriques, Steven Smith, Josh Hazelwood, Hill, James Pattinson
4) I'll go with my usual Mitchell Johnson.
surendar: * Your Heart
* Your Brain
To which you listen always and why? Don't say and escape by saying you will listen to both
aussie1st: My brain so far haven't had to listen to my heart yet.
Whitehornmatt: What is your preferred form of emphasis, bold or italics?
aussie1st: Bold, I mean italics ummm ok you confused me!
Ok take 2 at the answer I would go bold not even old people can miss bold unlike italics. PS I did read your special edition and because you are reading mine I expect my 3000 vCash back!
treva: If you could have any car/bike in the world, what would it be?
aussie1st: I'll give the usual answer to this and get the latest Ferrari. Just love the look and speed of a Ferrari. After that I'd probably go back to my love for Holdens and get one of them.
scion_sid: What will you wanna be Cricketer or Pornstar?
aussie1st: Cricketer I love the fame and a cricketer would get better fame than a pornstar not to mention being able to pick up a hot chick.
ILoveGilly: What/Who would you rather play for, International Cricket for New Zealand or International Rugby League/Union for Australia?
aussie1st: Rugby League/Union for Australia, not much loyalty towards NZ for me
WORLD CHAMPIONS: Whom do you love most ?
aussie1st: I mentioned her in one my answers.
Griffo: Give me ten reasons why union is better than league
aussie1st: 1. Scrums have a purpose, apart from the resets I do like the Union scrum as the opposition has better than a 1% chance of winning the ball. Also adds another skill factor that is required not to mention it gives something for those big SA props to do.
2. Locks have a purpose, I still have no idea what the league locks do that is different to the 2nd row. Obviously union the locks are there to jump for the ball in the lineout.
3. The huge goal kicks you see in Union. It is quite the sight to see a goal kicker kick a goal from his own half.
4. Massive drop kicks, where else but in South Africa could you see 60m drop goals.
5. Better international competition, this is league big downfall having only 3 teams that have a realistic chance of winning the World Cup.
6. Beating NZ in Union actually has an effect on NZ compared to beating them in League.
7. All Super 14 matches are shown live unlike NRL who screw the Raiders over quite a bit by having them on the Fox Sports delay game. Obviously worst for you guys since you have to watch through Channel 9 with all the ads and delayed coverage.
8. Don't have players that continue to get sacked *cough* Carney.
9. Sonny Bill Williams
10. Cheerleaders in bikini thank you Sharks!
