Your Cricket My Cricketing Diary

[shefellover93]

Well, after taking inspiration from another thread. I'm going to make my own. I'm fairly ****, playing in Ireland and have no club.



So it should be a good read

April 5th 22:49

Well, here i start, I'm hoping to play for a team in Cork called Harlequins after I left Cork County after my first year.

The club was biased against my school and the coach used to always pick guys from out rival school to captain so we ended up doing nothing.

Last Thursday i showed up for a school training session, and almost got beaten up by a guy 3 years older than me.

He opened with "**** off" and i replied "Why should I" and then he went "Becauase you can't bat and you can't bowl" so i took an indoor ball, threw it at him, and then went "Well at least I can throw" and then he slammed me against a wall again, and again, and again, until a few guys stepped in.

Talk about a dramatic opening eh?:boxing:boxing

I just posed on the Harlequins website and one of the coaches (I presume) gave me his number. I want to ring, but don't know how to get to training regularly because my parents won't drop me in and the nearest bus is by the airport, the road it's on is fairly dodgy and has no lights

 

[zimrahil]

My Cricketing Dairy

Don't think we have had a cricketer from a farm talking about his experiences before. Sorry, better not 'milk' the joke

 

[freddiw]

ok guys...the point of the thread is that everyone posts in teh same one!!!!!!

no worries - good luck with your season sounds prity dodgy

 

[shefellover93]

Oh, how original, I'm from Ireland so I'm automatically a farmer.

Get a life

 

[manee]

Lol, I think he was mocking you spelling of diary. You wrote dairy.

 

[zimrahil]

Oh, how original, I'm from Ireland so I'm automatically a farmer.

Get a life

Um nope. I was referring to your spelling of diary as dairy. However obviously you cannot take a joke so here endeth my involvement here :

 

[Highlander999]

Um nope. I was referring to your spelling of diary as dairy. However obviously you cannot take a joke so here endeth my involvement here :

This thread's loss.

Massive over-reaction by shefellover93 :

 

[shefellover93]

Hey, okay, it was kind of a suttle joke and I wasn't to know, sorry

I get stupid people stereotyping me all the time so that's why i reacted.

Talk about the worse possible start like

EDIT: Oh **** just saw the quote there, didn't show up the first time

 

[shefellover93]

Sorry zimrahil, please come back

 

[Leggie]

Yeah come on Zimrahil. we need you buddy cos your from Birmingham! - I'm fom Birmingham too you know, a place called Acocks Green, near Solihull.

 

[freddiw]

forget about it mate.....jsut keep filling in teh diary and see what happens

 

[zimrahil]

Yeah come on Zimrahil. we need you buddy cos your from Birmingham! - I'm fom Birmingham too you know, a place called Acocks Green, near Solihull.

Know Acocks Green well, especially the Warwick Bowl as it's only 15 mins from where I live.

Anyway don't want staff shouting at me for going completely off topic

 

[shefellover93]

So are you with me?

 

[Highlander999]

Know Acocks Green well, especially the Warwick Bowl as it's only 15 mins from where I live.

Anyway don't want staff shouting at me for going completely off topic

Hopefully I'm off to Birmigham uni. You southerners won't know what's hit you

 

[zimrahil]

Hopefully I'm off to Birmigham uni. You southerners won't know what's hit you

My partner works there