Pick up lines

[2black2good]

Surely everyone's got one on them..

What's the difference between a tiger and a hard on? You've never given me a tiger.

Classy

 

[Cricketman]

I wish I could be your derivative and lie tangent to your curves.

To all the math nerds out there...

 

[harrisb]

This wouldn't ever work (i hope), but our History teacher is always trying to be 'funny' by telling us his chat-up lines. Makes us laugh though.

"My feelings for you are like diarrhoea, I just can't keep them in"

 

[ARay]

I wish I could be your derivative and lie tangent to your curves.

To all the math nerds out there...

Nerdy pick up lines!

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

 

[sohum]

This one's from "Where's The Party, Yaar?":

I want to add you and me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

You're so hot you denature my proteins.

 

[Ollie_H]

Are you from Tenesse? because your the only 10 I see.

 

[pcfan123]

It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again

 

[Cricketdude]

You're so hot you denature my proteins.

hahaha awesome

what about txting "stop"
girl says "stop what?
"stop thinking about me and smiling cause your doing it right now"

 

[Manly]

Get in the car or I'll stab you.

 

[sami ullah khan]

I liked the one from Johny Bravo
"You smell kinda funny, Wanna Smell me"

 

[Pranav]

This one's a bit cheesy, but pretty funny nonetheless.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

 

[MasterBlaster76]

I liked the one from Johny Bravo
"You smell kinda funny, Wanna Smell me"

Johnny Bravo - great cartoon!

This one's actually either the lyrics from a song, or the song title itself:

'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'

 

[ARay]

If you were a cell, and I was the Endoplasmic Reticulum. Would like me rough or smooth?
This out to all the bio majors

 

[pcfan123]

If you were a cell, and I was the Endoplasmic Reticulum. Would like me rough or smooth?
This out to all the bio majors

and to all men who never want to get laid