Pick up lines

[harrisb]

Johnny Bravo - great cartoon!

This one's actually either the lyrics from a song, or the song title itself:

'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'

That's another one of the lines our History teacher was telling us the other day. I won't tell him that somebody else knows his lines otherwise he'll be really pleased with himself like he was the other day when somebody said he'd heard one of his lines in a new song by JLS and Tinie Tempah.

 

[darthlewis1]

"You are either a beautiful man or a really ugly women..."

 

[Cricketman]

Gonna bring out my inner nerd again

If I was an enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes

 

[spooony]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?

 

[Ahmad94]

Pick up lines are dead cheesy but always a good read.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

[Villain]

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

 

[Ahmad94]

^you need a proper blonde for that one to work

 

[Epic]

Hold on, this might hurt.

 

[spooony]

Nice shoes wanna f%$?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Wow...! I'm shocked at some of these, guess that's were it should stay in the past.

 

[Deleted member 149013]

I’m not shocked.

You would usually hear these in school and yes some keep using them well after adolescence.

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

There's a reason why this thread is in the Humour & Jokes' section.

 

[Deleted member 149013]

Sorry puddin

 

[RUDI]

Rudolph "Hi Dakota , you dropped something "
Dakota "What? "
Rudolph "My bottom lip! "

 

[Deleted member 46200]

There's a reason why this thread is in the Humour & Jokes' section.

This ones not good,

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?

I suppose I would have to accept it.