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The opening Titles role then the camera cuts to a closeup of the crowd. The camera is brought back to the ring where Anouncer Joey Styles is stood waiting.
Styles: good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Our first match this evening is shedule for one fall.
Spike Dudley Vs Dean Malenko
Styles: The first contestant, weighing in at 140 pounds, "LSD"- Little Spike Dudley!
Highway to Hell kicks in as Spike makes his way to the ring. He waves his hand in front of his face to show the audience he is on a "trip".
Styles: And his opponent, Weighing in at 212 pounds, "The Shooter" Dean Malenko
Malenko's music plays throughout the arena as he charges his way to the ring to get this one underway:
Dean Malenko hangs Spike in a tree-of-woe in the corner, then hits him with a golf club to the nuts! That is just INSANE! Malenko almost belly-to-belly suplexes Spike Dudley through the mat. What? It's possible. There's a two count on the pin. Spike counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Spike hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Spike hits a dropkick on Dean Malenko and gets right back up. VICIOUS lightning kick by Spike on Malenko. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Spike crushes Malenko with a sweet running senton. Malenko flips out of a Spike Dudley bodyslam attempt. Malenko almost belly-to-belly suplexes Spike Dudley through the mat. What? It's possible. Spike Dudley got absolutely creamed by a KILLER back suplex. Malenko goes for a splash but Spike puts the knees up. Dean Malenko is in trouble. Acid Drop!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Here comes The Triple treat Shane Douglas and Chris Benoit. There beating Spike Dudley senseless with that steel chair. The Triple Threat have left Spike dudley lying in a pool of blood.
ECW Tag Team Championship
Triple Threat Tag
Dudley Boyz Vs Bad Breed Vs Public Enemy
Highway to Hell kicks in and The Dudley Boyz make their way to the ring. D-Von has a micro-phone in his hand. They are greated to the ring with Boos from the fans.
D-Von: Ladies and Gentlemen, Shut your traps. We are the greatest you'll ever see. We talked to Paul Heyman earlier tonight and he has agreed that this match will no longer be an old normal match but a TLC, so get those damn belts above this ring now.
As The Belts are raised above the ring The Bad Breed's music plays as the make their way towards the ring giving the fans high fives.
As soon as Bad Breed have entered the ring Public enemy's music plays and they charge at the ring to get us underway:
Big kick from Flyboy staggers Bubba Ray but that's about it. Johnny Grunge hits a double axe handle off the top. Johnny Grunge scoop slams Axl onto and through a table. Rocco Rock throws the ladder into Ian. D-Von Dudley hits a big elbow drop off the top. Powerslam from Rocco Rock on D-Von. Rocco Rock throws D-Von into a shopping trolley. Bad Breed whip Flyboy into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Side suplex from Ian. Axl hits a piledriver on Bubba Ray Dudley. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. D-Von Dudley throws the ladder into Axl. D-Von Dudley with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Ian. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Whip into an upright table by D-Von. Rocco Rock scores with a huge standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Johnny Grunge hits a right hand on Axl Rotten. Flapjack from Grunge on Ian. Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win.
The Dudley Boyz run away through The crowd as Public Enemy stand in the middle of the ring celebrating to a standing ovation from the crowd.
The camera cuts to the back where Terry Funk is laying unconcious though a table. The medical team take him away in an ambulance meaning that he will no longer be competing in the main event.
Rey Mysterio Vs Psychosis
Styles: The first Contender, weighing in at 165 pounds, Rey Mysterio Jr!
Sad But True is played as mysterio enters the ring pumping up the crowd.
Styles: and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, psychosis!!
Battery plays but Psychosis does't apear on the enterance. He apears throught the crowd and attacks Mysterio from behind starting the match:
Lightning kick by Rey on Psychosis. Rey Mysterio Jr hits a dropkick off the table. Diamond Dust from Rey Mysterio Jr, Psychosis is out! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Rey Mysterio Jr hits a rolling kick on Psychosis.Rey throws Psychosis onto the table. He climbs the turn buckle and hits a moonsault off the top rope, putting psychosis through the table. Hooks the leg for a two count. Psychosis backdrops Rey Mysterio Jr out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Psychosis. Hard back suplex on Rey. hits him with a singapore cane. Flying reverse elbow by Psychosis. Rey pushes out of a Psychosis hold. Lightning kick by Rey on Psychosis. Psychosis can barely stand. West Coast Pop! 1....2....3.
As Mysterio stands celebrating psychosis attacks mysterio from behind. He sets up a table and huracarana's Mysterio throught the table. He leaves the ring and heads backstage to boos from the fans.
Cut To Advertsements
Cut back to the ring where Paul Heyman is stood with a microphone ready to make an announcement.
Paul: Ladies and Gentlemen how you all doing.
the croud shout out.
Paul: Tonight you all know that we have a sheduled 6 man battle-royal for the Television Title. Well the six particpants of the match will be joined by four Mystery opponents. I don't know who they will be but wait and well all find out.
ECW Television Championship
10 Man Battle-Royal
Taz Vs Rob Van Dam Vs Rhino Vs Justin Credible Vs Jerry Lynn Vs Eddie Guerrero Vs 4 mystery opponents
The 6 contenders enter the ring and wait for the announcement of the four remaining contestants.
Styles:And making his way to the ring.... Raven!!
Comeout and play plays as the crowd boo and Raven slowly makes his way towards the ring taunting to the fans.
Styles: The next mystery opponent is.... Stevie richards!!
A small reaction from the crowd as his music kicks and and he rushes to the ring.
Styles: And the next opponent is.... Bam Bam bigelow!!
The Crowd explode in a massive roar as bigelow makes his way to the ring.
Styles: And the final contestant is.... Chris Jericho!!
Soul Crusher plays and Jericho enters the ring getting this bout underway:
Eddie takes a flying neckbreaker from Rob Van Dam.Eddie charges at RVD who pulls down the top rope.Eddie Guerrero was eliminated by RVD. (Elimination # 1) Bam Bam Bigelow strikes Stevie Richards with a hard blow. Stevie Richards got bundled out by Bam Bam. (Elimination # 2) A weak headbutt on RVD by Bam Bam causes nothing but pain for both. Bam Bam tried to eliminate Rob Van Dam, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Raven with a spinning neckbreaker on Jericho. Raven went for the elimination, but Chris Jericho held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Rhino ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Justin Credible got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Rhino. (Elimination # 3) Running knee lift from Raven. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Raven ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Wack kick from Bam Bam. Bam Bam Bigelow scores with a standing spinebuster. Could have been done better though. Bam Bam strikes away at Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Bam Bam. (Elimination # 4) Taz connects with rights and lefts and Jerry Lynn is down! Jerry Lynn got bundled out by Taz. (Elimination # 5) Arn Anderson-like Spinebuster by Raven, executed to perfection. Raven tried to eliminate Taz, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Fallaway slam by Rhino puts down Rob Van Dam. Rhino threw Rob Van Dam over the top rope, but Rob Van Dam skinned the cat to save himself! Bam Bam Bigelow strikes Rob Van Dam. Bam Bam threw Rob Van Dam over the top rope, but Rob Van Dam skinned the cat to save himself! Bam Bam Bigelow hits a right hand on Rhino and follows it up with a couple more. Rhino was eliminated by Bam Bam. (Elimination # 6) Ring-shaking body slam on RVD. Raven threw Rob Van Dam over the top rope, but Rob Van Dam skinned the cat to save himself! Raven takes a right hand to the temple from Bam Bam. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Raven got bundled out by Bam Bam. (Elimination # 7) Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Taz ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Taz threw Rob Van Dam over the top rope, but Rob Van Dam skinned the cat to save himself! Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Bam Bam. RVD threw Bam Bam Bigelow all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 8) Taz can barely stand. Savate Kick! Taz got bundled out by RVD.
Rob Van Dam is given the title as he barely stands in the middle of the ring. The audience Stand to aplaud RVD as he makes his way to the back.
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ECW Heavyweight Championship
Sabu Vs The Sandman Vs Cactus Jack
The camera cuts back to the ring with the three men stood in the ring waiting for the bell. The bell sounds signaling the start of the match:
Jack is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Sandman chair shots Sabu. Jack counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Cactus Jack hits a bulldog off the ropes. A sit out full nelson slam on Sabu. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Jack. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jack pushes out of a The Sandman hold. Sandman eats a trash can, but not the contents in it, obviously. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Sabu connects and Cactus Jack is down! Sabu has Cactus Jack set up on a table. Off the top - Arabian Facebuster, forget about it. 1....2...3!
The picture finnishes with Sabu stood in the ring celebrating and cuts to the titles.
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