Haha. My personal favorite lines are
'You can use my snorker'.
'All the bitches we go to will have crabs. You just flick them. Soo them away. "Soo soo, go away".
'The only thing you have to worry about are the Ear Impaxons. You know the phlooid...the water, the goo, it goes inside the ear and it impax it'