School Jokes

Professor- what would you ask God to gift you with if you saw him?
Student- riches ,money and happinees
Prof- No ,you should ask for intelligence and good memroy
Student-Sure,Every one must ask for what he does not have
 
Teacher(new to school): Now i want everyone to be honest in my class. I want us to be friends. Now, honestly, whover thinks they are 'Stupid' or 'Dumb' stand up.

After about 15 minutes a kid stands up.

Teacher: Good, good. now tell me, why do you think you are stupid?
Student: I don't. I felt sorry for you standing up there all alone.
 

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