cricketspur
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I reckon Warney should take over when Peter Moores gets fired, the England team woudl be just fine and become world beaters. Imagine Warney coaching England in the ashes this year!!
Some Warney rules that would need to be followed by the England players could be:
Texting - need to prove that you can text to two women (one cannot be your wife) at the same time from a nightclub!
Diet - have to eat burger and chips and drinks loads, before, during and after the test matches.
WAGS - no WAGS allowed on tour, you have to cheat on them!
Sledging - All players to attend approved Aussie sledging course - advanced level to include sledging in different languages (Hindi, Urdu, Tamil etc)
I vote Warney for England coach, any seconders?
Some Warney rules that would need to be followed by the England players could be:
Texting - need to prove that you can text to two women (one cannot be your wife) at the same time from a nightclub!
Diet - have to eat burger and chips and drinks loads, before, during and after the test matches.
WAGS - no WAGS allowed on tour, you have to cheat on them!
Sledging - All players to attend approved Aussie sledging course - advanced level to include sledging in different languages (Hindi, Urdu, Tamil etc)
I vote Warney for England coach, any seconders?