Is that all she wrote? No certainly not, I am a man of true colors, hey look you people are voting against me, but what do I care, you bunch of wannabies! I've been bad mouthed on podcasts, I've been critisized over my work, so do I feel bad when you say something that I'm horrible.....NO I DON'T!
"ITS MY WORLD"
I noticed something very strange, you see I went to America two years ago and coming from South Africa it was a real hard trip for me, but being with my girlfriend really helped as she is American. I've always been fascinated about the waaaah tune of their vocabulary for instance "whaaa yaah from" whaa is that" and then the British, well it's a throw up sound when they talk, it's like "thaaaa is thaaa door" the thaaa is suppose to be there, but they way they say it sounds like a real mix of good throw up. Australians on the other hand have a language, that I think boomerangs, "my hert" yeh mate, but Americans are real hard talking people, they'll ask you something like " Hi where you from" and if they know the place, they'll clap hands and sing songs of the town, whereas South Africans would ask each other "how are you", we don't want to know, it's like a riddle---how are you, I am good and you, no I'm fine, okay no bugger off!---but strangely enough you get people who will take it serious "Ja, I'm fine...got gout, I'm urinating blood "Darnit man, eeuw". But Americans are strange people, have you noticed on talkshows that they'll just about shout for everything, the guy can say "This morning I woke up, I had some breakfast"....WOOO breakfast right on..Wooo breakfast!!! and NFL, America's past time, I've been in this country for two years like I said but I have yet to master the art of American football, it's that sunday thing the Superbowl, where Janet Jackson gave her breast...I mean best performance to the world, and little kids to the world were treated to an underaged nude show "Mommy it's tupperware, you can phone and get it".
The other day I was driving and saw this tow truck on the side of the road, I noticed on the back of the truck was a sign "we help you by accident" , have a smashing day...OKAY, I feel safe!
By the way that's all I can give-away...stay tuned! or get lost!