cricket doctor
International Cricketer
Hello everyone,
Here are some new definitions of the words which are most commonly used and heard in real life.
I don't know whether they are funny or not but everyone is welcome to comment or suggest some alternate definitions. Please don't feel shy.
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe,you know more than you actually do.
Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage ..
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...
Opportunists:
One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a river ...
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
College:
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
:happy :happy :happy :happy
Here are some new definitions of the words which are most commonly used and heard in real life.
I don't know whether they are funny or not but everyone is welcome to comment or suggest some alternate definitions. Please don't feel shy.
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe,you know more than you actually do.
Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage ..
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...
Opportunists:
One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a river ...
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
College:
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
:happy :happy :happy :happy
