Shevchenko
Club Cricketer
This is Shev's world, I'm King of my world and nobody deserves to be at my standards but with this I kinda like have bad days also, yes, just the other day me and my friends, we go and play a game of Putt-Putt and the weatherman says "it are sunny in Joburgs and then when we get there it **** with rain" and then we go that weatherman, but we forgive him for that he's a bit on the slow side now, a bit old if you know what I mean, ja, cause his like done the weather ever since the Lord said let there be light, you know when you meet someone for the first times and you don't know what to say and ummm like someone comes up to you and you don't know what to say and then you say "ja well how's the weather?" imagine asking that to the weatherman, he'll probaly say " I should know best" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that joke always cracks me up.
Not only do I play a game of putt putt but I also play a game of tennis please wait a min " aaaaah heeee-aaaaaah heeeee aah heee haaai aah hoou aaah hee, OK just hold on their Patrick, I'm busy chatting with my friends on Planetcricket" aah I'm so sorry about that, I'm just playing my latest Playstation Tennis game. You know I was a young tennis star back in my day, I beat the hardest player in the world, I beat the wall, I beat the tennis wall, you know how I did it, I lobbed it, I lobbed the tennis wall, I hit over, ja I'm sure the name Shev rings a bell with you, cause I won all the under 12 tournaments back in my hayday when I was still like learning the game but that was then, now my friends say I'm better of playing swing ball cause at the moment I'm playing like we like to call Cindirella tennis cause I never get to the bloody ball
I'm also a caring person, I like working with Penguins I'm from a orginization called friend of the penguin in short Penpal, and I'm still on a mission to highlight one big misconception, cause they all bloody like the same, wait I'm not finished let me explain, Percy Penguin stands on top of the shore break and while he thinks he's looking out what could be this sexy Patricia Penguin but then actually it is Pam Penguin so unkowningly he shags Pam Penguin thinking it's Patricia Penguin, so we feel a Friend of the Penguin can educate them, first of all we are going to give them all name badges and then create small condoms
Not only do I play a game of putt putt but I also play a game of tennis please wait a min " aaaaah heeee-aaaaaah heeeee aah heee haaai aah hoou aaah hee, OK just hold on their Patrick, I'm busy chatting with my friends on Planetcricket" aah I'm so sorry about that, I'm just playing my latest Playstation Tennis game. You know I was a young tennis star back in my day, I beat the hardest player in the world, I beat the wall, I beat the tennis wall, you know how I did it, I lobbed it, I lobbed the tennis wall, I hit over, ja I'm sure the name Shev rings a bell with you, cause I won all the under 12 tournaments back in my hayday when I was still like learning the game but that was then, now my friends say I'm better of playing swing ball cause at the moment I'm playing like we like to call Cindirella tennis cause I never get to the bloody ball
I'm also a caring person, I like working with Penguins I'm from a orginization called friend of the penguin in short Penpal, and I'm still on a mission to highlight one big misconception, cause they all bloody like the same, wait I'm not finished let me explain, Percy Penguin stands on top of the shore break and while he thinks he's looking out what could be this sexy Patricia Penguin but then actually it is Pam Penguin so unkowningly he shags Pam Penguin thinking it's Patricia Penguin, so we feel a Friend of the Penguin can educate them, first of all we are going to give them all name badges and then create small condoms
