The Dozy Doosras ? stats are up. Claim prizemoney too!

[Papa_Smurf]

I thought Meet was already signed with the 11'ers.

 

[P Squared]

No one has signed for the 11'ers, its kinda obvious why,terrible name

 

[barmyarmy]

Meet will not be a Dozy Doosra this season. We found him much too straightforward and honest and his attempts to extort us were really rather clumsy.

 

[Meet]

Meet will not be a Dozy Doosra this season. We found him much too straightforward and honest and his attempts to extort us were really rather clumsy.

It was rather other way around.

 

[barmyarmy]

We offered you a small amount not to play for us and you proceeded to demand our entire operating budget.
The hounds have been unleashed and I'm on ebay looking for silver platters.

 

[P Squared]

When I read the thread title for the first time I thought of Dosas

 

[Meet]

We offered you a small amount

which was really a small amount to put me off.

 

[Varun]

A big welcome basket of muffins and used $50 bills on their way to Varun, Bhargav, AkshayS and Simbazz.
Nice to have you all on board.

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So who do you think I should poke fun at?

 

[Biggy]

Got room for an old DD skipper here?

 

[Insomniac]

Uhm I believe I belong here (not to mention the press release included my name). I insult based on race, ethnic background, posting ability, and quite frankly anything.

And I will take money to throw my wicket away / run out a fellow partner. Preferably run out a fellow partner because I enjoy batting.

 

[mohit_dude10]

Looks like the most exciting team out here, offers a lot more than just boring practices. I'd like to join here

 

[Gaurav_7]

Oh come on, Mohit. You surely don't want to be a part of this lame team.

 

[Simbazz]

First call on the cheerleaders sound ok?

Are they those nasty ass, mid-sex change guys you're hiring again to do cheerleading? Because if so, no! Their skin is so soft, but they play far too rough.

 

[harrisb]

This looks like the team for me, the banter should be better in here than anywhere else, I don't mind settling for a low salary, but my only demand is that I'm given the number 66 shirt.

 

[barmyarmy]

Got room for an old DD skipper here?

I thought you'd never ask

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Uhm I believe I belong here (not to mention the press release included my name). I insult based on race, ethnic background, posting ability, and quite frankly anything.

And I will take money to throw my wicket away / run out a fellow partner. Preferably run out a fellow partner because I enjoy batting.

It will be a pleasure to earn large amounts of money alongside you.

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Looks like the most exciting team out here, offers a lot more than just boring practices. I'd like to join here

We practice certain things; like how to bowl at no ball at just the right moment without making it look deliberate.

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Are they those nasty ass, mid-sex change guys you're hiring again to do cheerleading? Because if so, no! Their skin is so soft, but they play far too rough.

It's ok. I managed to keep Papa_Smurf away from cheerleader selection. My policy is that everyone gets to pick 5 cheerleaders of their choice.

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This looks like the team for me, the banter should be better in here than anywhere else, I don't mind settling for a low salary, but my only demand is that I'm given the number 66 shirt.

And my only demand is that you always give 100% for the team except on occasions where we've told you otherwise.

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[/COLOR]So who do you think I should poke fun at?

User2010 is clearly too easy a target. I suggest starting with people who look different and talk funny.