The Simpsons

[Kev]

At this point, I'd like to add that the PM system is not for advertising either

 

[Gilchrist]

I was being sarcastic :

 

[nightprowler10]

My all time favorite Homer quotes:

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

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Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of?and solution to?all life's problems.

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[Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone]
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D'oh.

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Lisa: Look at the "wonders" of the computer age now.
Homer: Wonders Lisa? Or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.
Homer: Implied... Or implode?

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Homer: My ears are burning.
Lisa: I wasn't talking about you, Dad.
Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip.

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[darick]

My fave Simpsons episode? There are too many.

 

[banana man]

yeah great show got all seasons that have been realesed on DVD. my favourite is the where homer becomes frieds with Ned

 

[genghis_khan]

i love all the Simpsons episodes...

but one of my faves is King-Size Homer.....where Homer puts on the added pounds just so he can work from home.

lmao

 

[ZoraxDoom]

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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

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I remember these Classics!!

 

[hondeyho]

Lisa the Vegetarian is what one of those classic moments come from - that is one of my favourite episodes. My favourite character is Hans Moleman.

'The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage'

 

[afridi25]

click here to whatch a sneak preview of the simpsons trailer

http://images.apple.com/movies/fox/the_simpsons_movie/the_simpsons_movie-tsr_h640w.mov

 

[hondeyho]

Have you noticed how the voices have changed over the 17 years, I hate Dan Castallaneta's voice nowadays - it's all mellow and hollow, I prefered Homer's voice from Season 7.


BTW, Season 8 of The Simpsons will be released August 15 in the US and probably about September/October in the UK

 

[hassan]

lol i loved the 2nd homer i dunno which one but the one who was around for quite a while

 

[Kev]

Have you noticed how the voices have changed over the 17 years

Odd because the characters haven't aged a day

 

[manee]

Yes...although I long for the days of the clumbsy Homer voice

Hilluo Boartt

 

[indiancricketer]

Lol...simpsons are jokes...espesically the new ones..My favourite espodie was when homer Visited india...he thought he bought a ticket for Indiannia but he ended up going to india. After wards he goes and joins the nuclear power plant in india. He becomes the manger and teaches people about Breaks, hoildays and non-Slave work...he taught them how to make a union...Then afterwards they thought he was a good and started worshiping him...Lol i that was a good epoiside i couldnt stop laughing

Favourite character: All- without all of them the simpsons wouldnt be what it is today

 

[Gilchrist]

Yeah, the news ones aren't the same. I remember this one well.
Homer: I was at a pornography store. I was Buying pornography.

And I love this one where Homer and Apu go to India after Apu got fired for selling rancid meat. I love this little bit:
Clerk: I shall answer 3 questions.
Homer: Wow! Are you the head of the store?
Clerk: Yes.
Homer: Wow, really?
Clerk: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Clerk: Yes.
I think thats how it went, I correct it later...