Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%

  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%

  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%

  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%

  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%

  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%
  • Total voters
    100
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In case you've managed to forget or have been living under a rock for the last little while, the new series of Top Gear (including one R.Hammond) starts tonight at 8pm on BBC 2. Top of the bill will be the footage of Hamster's crash in the rocket car which should be in equal measures disturbing and interesting.

Don't miss it!
 
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hhmmm this or big brother. i guess big brother wins this time.

(screws head on)

BBC2 it is :)
 
Burma's Finest said:
Top of the bill will be the footage of Hamster's crash in the rocket car
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At last, we get to see what a rubbish driver he is :)
 
Time feels like it's going so slowly because I'm looking forward to it so much! Should be a cracker of a series judging by the clips they've shown.
 
JamesyJames3 said:
What's Top Gear? Does it have Jade Goody in it?
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I really hope not.

I hope they never sink so low.
 
Kev said:
I really hope not.

I hope they never sink so low.
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I disagree Kev. I'd love to see Jade Goody appear on Top Gear as a special guest crash dummy.
 
:) he is alive! or he is CONSPIRICY!!! like the idea of the road works .
 
:D Brilliant. Forgot how good this show was. I remember the one were he said the Stig cracked the Da Vinci code in 13.2 seconds :D.
 
Burma's Finest said:
"Some say that he knew long before anyone else that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs. All we know is that he's called The Stig."

:D
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That prompted an MSN name change. :D

LOL! Adolf Hammond.
 
How he can laugh at one of the most traumatic experiences of his life i'll never know. Top bloke.
 
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