banana man jokes

[banana man]

here are a couple


The New Ball

A famous fast bowler was introduced to an areb sheik who boasted that he had eighty three wives .
The bowler retorted " You only need two more , and you're entitled to a new ball."





Cricket Vampire

Mrs Jones : I'd like my son to be excused playing cricket. I don't think he should mix with that sort of person.
Teacher: How d'you mean?

Mrs Jones: Well; I distinctly heard him say that the man in the white coat was a vampire!


Expectant Father

An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on.
By mistake he dialled the number for Lord's.

"How's it going?" he asked.

"Fine," came the answer, "We've got two out already and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.

 

[duffarama]

Are these ones you made up yourself, or are they just related to banana man.
They are quite good actually.

 

[cricket doctor]

:rtfl ha..ha. that Lord's one is damn hilarious.:rtfl

 

[Abhas]

lol...these are hilarious...
but....isnt the new ball due at 80 overs???

 

[banana man]

Are these ones you made up yourself, or are they just related to banana man.
They are quite good actually.

i found them on a website but i have heard them before

lol...these are hilarious...
but....isnt the new ball due at 80 overs???

i seriously can't remember

 

[blackleopard92]

nice one

 

[surendar]

nice jokes!!!

 

[usy]

lol, that a really loling joke.

 

[banana man]

here are a couple more

Bribe The Umpire

'I can't understand it,' said the captain. 'It was such an important game that I bribed the umpire and yet we still lost.'
'Terrible, isn't it,' a bowler agreed. 'It's getting so you can't trust anyone.'

The captain of a team says to the Umpire, "My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking." The Umpire says, "No." The captain says, "Well we think you're an asshole, then."

In the 1970s, two dedicated Yorkshiremen were at the match. One discovered that he'd left his wallet at home and friend offered to go back for it. He returned pale and shaken.
'I've got bad news for thee, Bob. Your wife s run off and left thee, and your house 'as burned to the ground!'

'I've got worse news for thee, lad. Boycott's out.'

The cricket fan had dragged his wife and child along to the ground to watch the local side .
He watched with interest, but they were plainly bored and shifted uncomfortably in their seats.

The child brightened and turned to the mother.

'They just shouted 'Over', she said.

'I know.' replied her mother, wearily, 'but don't take any notice. It goes on and on and on.'

 

[banana man]

here are a couple more since no one has read the new ones.


Aliens and Cricket

Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs.
They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed.

When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen.

"I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshippers gathered. Then two priests walk to the centre of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end. Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the centre and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs."

"Gee," replied the other alien, "what happens next?"

"Then it begins to rain."



Is Cricket Played in Heaven?

A very keen cricketer asked a divine, allegedly with good connections on high , whether there was any cricket in heaven .
The priest replied:"I cant tell you now , but if you come back on Sunday , I might have an answer . "

On sundaythe priest told the cricketer : "I've had good news and bad news . The good news is : Yes , there is cricket in heaven . And now for the bad news : You are in to bat on Friday !"

 

[cricket doctor]

lol :laugh that cricket one is damn hilarious. Where has that come from?

 

[blackleopard92]

I agree with colonel!

 

[newzolt]

Good ones.lol.reps for bananaman.

 

[blackleopard92]

Good ones.reps for blackleopard.

newzolt has gone bananass!!!!
This isn't my thread mate.

Although I will give you a secret, I have by now got 5 undeserved rep!
Looks like PC members haev slippery fingers!

 

[banana man]

cheers for the reps newzolt