Cricket Anecdotes

He looked embarassed and kept saying cowering until Charu Sharma rescued him. It was one of those not-too-classic moments on TV
 
sohummisra said:
Aahhahahah that one drives me up the wall everytime, it is so funny. I love making fun of the Southie accents. I can feign a pretty good one, too. But Srikkanth's hilarious. Every other thing he says is funny.

hey dude, what makes Srikkant's comments funny is the emphasis he puts on some words and ideas...some ideas are as funny as the pronunciation too...but one must say he has good intuition even in the studio...

will_p it was a pretty famous incidence with Arjuna and Warne exchanging jibes time and again...it was all there on the Wisden Cricinfo's Quotes section
 
Today after the match Maninder Singh said: "Specialist positions require special people." I thought that was pretty funny. He was talking, of course, about the Indian wicket-keeping blues (pun unintended--if someone other than me picked it up).
 
Slater and Siva in Ind/Aus Chennai 04

Slater: Gillespie is very fine for Sehwag

Siva: Ya, between Sehwag and Dravid, Sehwag is the dominant partner
 
yeh sorry sachin, i have evry wisden cricketer mag from the beginig, but i couldnt find it i just knew i had read it somewhere!thanks!
 
got another

'wheres that guy going, he cant just leave, is he fed up with it?'

Venus Williams(international tennis player) in richmond after watching her first ever cricket game.
 
Will p said:
yeh sorry sachin, i have evry wisden cricketer mag from the beginig, but i couldnt find it i just knew i had read it somewhere!thanks!
It was on the website www.cricinfo.com - Quotes section...or in Wisden Asia Cricket magazine...

Few more K. Srikkanth quotes -:

* England players traditionally have been playing very traditional cricket
* England players have typical English like attitude, which is different than Pakistani attitude
* One needs to understand that Test cricket is Test cricket and One day cricket is One day cricket
* Rameez, if Zimbawe shock Australia by scoring 275 runs, Australia will shock Zimbabwe by scoring 276 runs
* If Srinath can bowl a little extra pace, it will make the ball come to the bat more faster
* Venkatesh Prasad, dont get upset because I upset you, take it cool
* As a captain not in a good form, Saurav Ganguly should realise that he should play well
* The Zimbabwe-England tie is very important from India's point of view because irrespective of the outcome there, India have to beat
England.
 
In the 1970's, in India, there was a politician(then PM's son), who was desperate to introduce "one family two children norm" across the country(This is a true fact). My question is that what would have been the biggest ill-effect of this policy(had it been successfully implemented?)? This ain't a economic-political forum for India, I know that. If I have posted it in a cricket chat forum, thats what the question is being aimed at. I don't think people other than Indians will be able to answer this - but believe me this policy would have borne catastrophic effects on the world of cricket.

Think! Think!
A good post to reach half dozen hundred!!!:)
 
Lol Sachin the Srikkanth quotes were hilarious. :rtfl:I never laughed so hard at a joke before.:drinks:
 
sachinisgod said:
In the 1970's, in India, there was a politician(then PM's son), who was desperate to introduce "one family two children norm" across the country(This is a true fact). My question is that what would have been the biggest ill-effect of this policy(had it been successfully implemented?)? This ain't a economic-political forum for India, I know that. If I have posted it in a cricket chat forum, thats what the question is being aimed at. I don't think people other than Indians will be able to answer this - but believe me this policy would have borne catastrophic effects on the world of cricket.

I'm not an Indian , but I think I can take a guess.... does Sachin Tendulkar by any chance have 2 older brothers/sisters?
 
Correct!!! Sachin Tendulkar is the 4th child of his parents. It would have been really catastrophic right???

Can anyone think of the aftermath of this would-have-been disaster? If yes post them here.
 
well lol to be fair, no one would have ever known about Tendulakar so him no existing would affect no-one
 
man - you don't have enough imagination. Here's what I think would have been some of its effects:

1) The most important effect would be that Indian Field Hockey team would have been filled with good talented youngsters - simply because without him Indian cricket wouldn't have achieved this aura of a religion and more youngsters would have been drawn to other games.

2) Shane Warne's average against India would have been much better. His debut figures wouldn't have read 150 odd for 1. And he would have slept peacefully without any "nightmares".

3) Keeping every other player constant - Saurav Ganguly wouldn't have received the mantle of captaincy in 2000 and the 2001 series dubbed as the greatest test series ever would have not turned out that way.

4) The world would have not been able to see 70 beautiful tons. And 120 odd half tons.

5) Tony Greig's commentary would have been as phlegmatic as anybody else's.

These are just the starters. :)
 

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