The Jokes Thread

Is wittiest/funniest answer competition a good idea?


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Punk_Sk8r

National Board President
Joined
Feb 14, 2006
Here's one, it's old and just light hearted not ment seeing as I'm Pakistani..

Why don't Pakistan have a football team?














Because everytime they get a corner they build a shop on it!
 

.Mob

International Coach
Joined
Aug 20, 2007
Online Cricket Games Owned
Nintendo is a company, so how can it be made out of plastic?
 

scorpion_rulezz

Club Cricketer
Joined
Apr 23, 2005
Location
Karachi
Online Cricket Games Owned
Embarrasing

A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.
"Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won`t sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the shy guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I`m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I`m a journalist and I`ve got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $100?"

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Difference between Secretary and Personal Secretary

Difference between a Secretary and Personal Secretary:

Secretary: Good Morning, Sir.

Personal Secretary: It's morning. Sir.
 

KBC

Panel of Selectors
Joined
Sep 28, 2006
Location
India
Online Cricket Games Owned
!..Bah..!I read this Jokes Before/Though, ..They're ..Good:D!;)!
 

Will_NA

Chairman of Selectors
Joined
Nov 20, 2006
Online Cricket Games Owned
This joke is astoundingly poor but it was sent to me so I can't be blamed for unleashing it unto (is this a word?) you. This fact may vary upon reception.

What's the difference between the England football team and Lewis Hamilton?

Lewis Hamilton will be with McClaren next season.
 

Kiko_97

User Title Purchaser
Joined
Aug 5, 2007
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England
Whats The Difference Between Jens Lehmann and Paul Robinson?

Lehmann Wins Medals But they are both Crap

HaHaHaHa
 
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