The Jokes Thread
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Master Khan
National Board President
hay I love that joke KBChandraw lol!!:laugh
siddharth2002
National Board President<br /><a href="showthread.
That one suits a Gujju perfectly.
mattfb
Chairman of Selectors
KBC that was a great joke!
Punk that one wasn't half bad either! Those two made me laugh
Punk that one wasn't half bad either! Those two made me laugh
Prince_of_hell
School Cricketer
what do micheal jackson and nintendo hve on common?
they both made out of plastic and kids turn them on.
they both made out of plastic and kids turn them on.
Cricketman
ICC Chairman
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- USA
He's talking about the systems, I guess.
scorpion_rulezz
Club Cricketer
Embarrasing
A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.
"Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won`t sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the shy guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I`m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I`m a journalist and I`ve got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $100?"
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Difference between Secretary and Personal Secretary
Difference between a Secretary and Personal Secretary:
Secretary: Good Morning, Sir.
Personal Secretary: It's morning. Sir.
A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.
"Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won`t sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the shy guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I`m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I`m a journalist and I`ve got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $100?"
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Difference between Secretary and Personal Secretary
Difference between a Secretary and Personal Secretary:
Secretary: Good Morning, Sir.
Personal Secretary: It's morning. Sir.
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Karachi Xpress
Chairman of Selectors
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- Location
- Canada
Thats kool!
Karachi Xpress
Chairman of Selectors
- Joined
- Jul 25, 2005
- Location
- Canada
The vice captain of the Pakistan team comes in as a water boy! hahahaha!
Will_NA
Chairman of Selectors
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2006
- Online Cricket Games Owned
This joke is astoundingly poor but it was sent to me so I can't be blamed for unleashing it unto (is this a word?) you. This fact may vary upon reception.
What's the difference between the England football team and Lewis Hamilton?
Lewis Hamilton will be with McClaren next season.
What's the difference between the England football team and Lewis Hamilton?
Lewis Hamilton will be with McClaren next season.
