So far today I have fallen down the stairs hitting every step, I missed the bus to town, I got ran over by the very same bus that I missed shortly afterwards, the nurse who served me in hospital was a pre-op transvestite, my meal was out of date, the telly in my ward was broken, my iPod was smashed to pieces by the bus that hit me, I fell over the step when I was walked out of the hospital, the seatbelt in the car nearly strangled me on the way home, I got struck by lightning when holding a spanner which I was taking out of the car on the way to the house, the dog urinated on me when I got in, I needed a poo desperately but my bowels couldn't wait until I reached the toilet, and then to top it all off, a ghost came and kicked me in the gorin.
What a bad day.