barmyarmy Retired Administrator Joined Mar 12, 2003 Location Edinburgh Aug 2, 2005 #1 Justin Langer was disturbed at just how much his left breast had grown during his innings...
Kev Chairman of Selectors Joined Jun 19, 2004 Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 2, 2005 #2 How about "Warney told me those pills were paracetamol!"
fanirama Associate Cricketer Joined Nov 19, 2004 Location USA Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 2, 2005 #3 This is how he milks the bowling for plenty of runs !
Skater ICC Chairman Joined Jan 12, 2004 Profile Flag England Aug 2, 2005 #4 Or how about, "My bat will stay dry if I put it up my jumper." People named Joe King can say what they like.
Or how about, "My bat will stay dry if I put it up my jumper." People named Joe King can say what they like.
Kev Chairman of Selectors Joined Jun 19, 2004 Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 2, 2005 #5 Or Langer found guilty of hiding weapon of mass distruction.
themuel1 International Coach Joined Apr 9, 2004 Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 2, 2005 #6 Or Langer swallows bat whole. Last edited: Aug 2, 2005
Kev Chairman of Selectors Joined Jun 19, 2004 Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 2, 2005 #7 maybe Langer gets the Pot Noodle horn! Or Readers of The Sun were unimpressed by the new page 3 girl. Last edited: Aug 2, 2005
maybe Langer gets the Pot Noodle horn! Or Readers of The Sun were unimpressed by the new page 3 girl.
jonah International Coach Joined Jul 23, 2001 Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 3, 2005 #8 Langer walks off, embarrassed after being dismissed by Giles, thinking.."Man, I feel a tit..."
D duffarama Chairman of Selectors Joined Dec 4, 2003 Location Ste's Trenchcoat Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 3, 2005 #9 Langer is 'tit' for 'tat.'
The_gas Chairman of Selectors Joined Mar 13, 2004 Location Norwich Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 3, 2005 #10 'With this glove i can tweak untill my hearts content'.
L langerrox International Coach Joined Dec 30, 2004 Location WA Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 3, 2005 #11 langed officaly 'pimped' the other team with a 9999999999999999999999999999 opening stand with hayden
langed officaly 'pimped' the other team with a 9999999999999999999999999999 opening stand with hayden
The_gas Chairman of Selectors Joined Mar 13, 2004 Location Norwich Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 3, 2005 #12 'I wonder if this glove will make my Sphincter bleed'.
ZoraxDoom Respected Legend Joined Nov 28, 2004 Location Hong Kong Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 3, 2005 #13 All 'Weapons Of Mass Destruction' need to be kept dry and hidden...
themuel1 International Coach Joined Apr 9, 2004 Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 3, 2005 #14 The_gas said: 'I wonder if this glove will make my Sphincter bleed'. Click to expand... Typical Gas, lol.
The_gas said: 'I wonder if this glove will make my Sphincter bleed'. Click to expand... Typical Gas, lol.
Kev Chairman of Selectors Joined Jun 19, 2004 Online Cricket Games Owned Aug 3, 2005 #15 How about "And If the tweak this nipple I get Radio 4 Long Wave"