Chav Humour

[evertonfan]

What's the difference between a Chav and an onion?





No one cries when you cut up a Chav.

Feel free to add more Chav jokes because lets face it, no one likes them at all.

 

[Jaztheman]

lmao thought that was hilarious lol ?!

 

[Kev]

Q: Two chavs are in a car without any music playing. Who's driving?

A: The Police.



Q: Why is 3 Chavs in a Nova going over a cliff a shame?

A: A Nova has 4 seats.

 

[evertonfan]

Lol, trust Kev to know a good Chav joke.

 

[FreddieFan]

What do you say to a Chav in a suit?

'Would the defendant please rise'

Never heard the onion one before, good joke.

 

[evertonfan]

And for those of you who don't know what a Chav is, just think of the one thing you hate the most, multiply it by infinity and put a Burberry (sp?) cap on it.

 

[Kev]

And for those of you who don't know what a Chav is, just think of the one thing you hate the most, multiply it by infinity and put a Burberry (sp?) cap on it.

Or just think JJ3

Q: Why are Chavs like Slinkies?

A: They have no real purpose, but its great fun to watch one fall down some stairs.


Q: What do you call a Chav with 8 GCSE's?

A: A Liar.

 

[puddleduck]

Good one lads

 

[evertonfan]

What do you do to stop a Chav from drowning?

Take your foot off it's head.

That one isn't so good but it's a joke nonetheless.

 

[Skater]

Q: What do you call an intelligent chav?
A: I have no idea, there's never been an intelligent chav

 

[puddleduck]

That one isn't so good but it's a joke nonetheless.

So a bit like a Chav then?

 

[Deleted member 13648]

How do you start an argument with a chav?

Speak

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?

It might be your bike.

 

[rabeta]

Good thread btw, always refreshing to have a pop a chavs:

What do chavs use as protection during sex?

A bus shelter.

 

[Will_NA]

Q. How much did a Chav pay for his car?
A. It was ?10 for the baseball bat and ?30 to replace the window.

Q. Why would you go to a Chav's garage sale?
A. To get your stuff back.

Q. What's the Chav equivalent of a PhD?
A. An Asbo?

It's nice to poke fun!

 

[evertonfan]

You are cornered by two tigers in a room with no apparent escape route. Unfortunatley, your only companion is a Chav but don't worry, you have a shotgun with two shells ready to use so you can surely survive. Do you;

a) Precisely use a well aimed shell on each of the tiger's heads but run the risk of missing?

b) Use both shells on one tiger so it's certainly dead and then hope that you and the Chav can work together to overpower the other tiger and kill it with your bear hands?

The answer is in fact none of the above and the correct answer is this;

c) Shoot the Chav twice and let the tigers feast on him.