Downright Donkeys 2008/2009 Team Thread

[Therbs]

Mod Police should fit right in. Always nice to have some influence with the law. It's just a shame he isn't in the Draft, we would have signed him on in the heartbeat...

I guess that spot will be filled by SAfrican or whoever else we sign.

Yeah, Safrican or Jakester. Can't remember whether Jakester's a bowler. Also if Blake's in the draft nab him. He's an ex-TFFCL poster and could be handy wielding a beer tap.
Onto other matters I believe there's a problem with the helicopter landing pad on the yacht. Apparently someone tethered an inflatable mammoth acroos the stern and prevented tassie from landing the other day when he was returning from a beer and pizza run. Please fellas, keep your sex toys off the decks!

 

[MattW]

There's only two types of beer - good and better.

Then how do you explain Melbourne Bitter?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Blake has been nabbed by the Warriors, unfortunately.

I'll pick up another batter in the draft. We'll have to teach him how to man the bar. I'd stick WHM in as barkeep, but I'm afraid he'll poison our drinks...

 

[KBC]

Pick brute edge. Looks like he can do all sorts of things for us. (Relevant to attributes).

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Player: Leicester Fox
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RM
Playing Role: Pure batsman

Name: iloveireland
Preference: Pure Bat
Batting: RHB

Name: KBChandraw
Preference: Pure Bat
Batting: RHB


Player: tassietiger
Bat: RHB
Bowl: Pies
Playing Role: Wicket Keeper

Player: Zoraxdoom (Skipper)
Bat: RHB
Bowl: LBG
Playing Role: Bowling - allrounder

Name: skateboarder
Preference: Pure all-rounder
Batting: RHB
Bowling: RFM

Player: Pal
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RF
Playing Role: Pure bowler

Name: Therbs
Preference: Pure Bowler
Batting: RHB
Bowling: RF

Player: Whitehornmatt
Preference: Pure Bowl
Batting: RHB
Bowling: RF

Player: Panda
Preference: Pure Bowl
Batting: RH
Bowling: RFM

Player: Spinksy
Preference: Pure Bowl
Batting: RH
Bowling: Leg Spin

Player: Burnsy1
Preference: Pure Bowl
Batting: RH
Bowling: Offies

Player: Safrican
Preference: Batsman
Batting: RH

Player: Hamish
Preference: Opening Bat
Batting: RH

Player: Jakester1288
Preference: Batting AR
Batting: RH
Bowling Offies

Player: MightyPies
Preference: Batsman
Batting: RH


This is our final squad. I turned Jakester into a Batting AR, we could use one. Not that he'll ever play.
I'm thinking we dump Spinksy and Burnsy, to cut down on costs. Maybe we should drop Iloveireland too, but you never know, he might come back.


Our lineup will look like this:


Hamish
Pal
Zorax (*)
WHM
Skater
Panda
Iloveireland
Therbs
KBC
Foxy
Tassie


All our active names, the one player in the draft who wants to be an opener, and ILI. Fine side.

 

[KBC]

500th post! Gold, pure gold.