In a shock St Patrick's Day announcement the following was released by the Dublin Destroyers owner's consortium.
The DD owner's consortium regret to announce that Highlander999 will be resigning as manager and leaving the club with immediate effect. In light of this the consortium has decided that the time has come to unveil their new manager. Some say that he looks like an alsation and others that he doesn't know who Ben Collins is; all we know is that he's called barmyarmy. He will assume full control of team affairs for the rest of the season.