Edmonds - A Near Signing

[Jaztheman]

Today it came out in the press that James Edmonds is in talks with a new club. They have apparantely done 70% of negotiations and once they get to 100% they are going to release a press report stating that. James Edmonds seemed to be relishing the fact of playing for a new club and looks to be moving very soon. He hopes that his team will settle for a batsman who has been very good this season, in return for himself.

"Hopefully we can complete the negotiations some time soon and I can be involved within the team. The team has many of my friends in and the atmosphere is great there. They have always been my second favourite club behind the Downright Donkeys which I may or may not have expressed in the past."

They obviously mean alot to him then and he will no doubt cherish the thought of playing for what would be his new favourite club. He averaged the third highest in the Donkey's this season and had the second best strike rate. He was also their captain and one of their key active members. He may be missed but he will no doubt be welcomed at his new club.

It seems he hopes to move on as soon as possible. But who is this mystery club?

 

[Will_NA]

Edmonds seems to forget the get-out clause of 500,000.

 

[Jaztheman]

Edmonds seems to forget the get-out clause of 500,000.

Although, with being the current captain when leaving the captain has to be paid 500,000. That is the clause and it doesn't go to second in command or lower.

 

[Will_NA]

Good luck getting that...

 

[Jaztheman]

Good luck getting that...

Already got it.

 

[Will_NA]

<<< I can see

 

[Highlander999]

The Warriors don't want you!

 

[mattfb]

He doesn't want the warriors

 

[Griffo]

Nobody wants the Warriors.... PERIOD!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Zorax comes out blazing at Edmonds' announcement!​

'He is a big doo-doo head!'

Dowright Donkey's Legendary (Okay, maybe that's pushing it a bit) allrounder Zorax Doom came out all guns blazing against James Edmonds announcement that he may be leaving the club in the near future.

James Edmonds, also known as Jaz, is the DD skipper, and plans to leave the club despite a fairly successful season.

He hasn't cited any particular reason for making this move, and has caused Zorax to retaliate in fury.

"He is just a big doo-doo head. Go ahead, leave the club and all of us alone, who needs ya? And take your stupid Pinball Machine and Theatre System with you.
Actually, I take that back. Your just a big doo-doo head!"

Zorax was clearly not pleased at James Edmonds leaving, and threw his little fury tantrum before storming off in a huff, muttering "Stupid Jaz, mumble grumble, we'll be fine without him, mumble grumble, miss him, bah, I'll send Diller the Killer after him, that'll teach that stupid cotton head! Mumble grumble...​

 

[Jaztheman]

Green coats, green coats.

Now take that back before it's too late.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Nah-ah!

 

[smssia0112]

Right what's going on in here

 

[Will_NA]

Attention seeker

 

[Jaztheman]

Attention seeker

I love irony.