god's creation!

[gaurav_indian]

God created the donkey and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to
sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will
have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is
much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.

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God created the dog and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You
will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too
much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.

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God created the monkey and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing
tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey
answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.

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Finally God created man and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the
earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years." Man
responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give
me the 30 years that the donkey refused,the 15 years that the dog
did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish

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And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spends 30
years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his
back.

Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog
taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a
monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to
another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

 

[manee]

LOL, good joke there...pretty witty

 

[F4rrukh]

ye good one there :laugh by the way manee whats "witty" :confused:

 

[blackleopard92]

ye good one there :laugh by the way manee whats "witty" :confused:

more info at
http://www.answers.com/topic/wit

wit1 (wĭt) pronunciation
n.

1. The natural ability to perceive and understand; intelligence.
2.
1. Keenness and quickness of perception or discernment; ingenuity. Often used in the plural: living by one's wits.
2. wits Sound mental faculties; sanity: scared out of my wits.
3.
1. The ability to perceive and express in an ingeniously humorous manner the relationship between seemingly incongruous or disparate things.
2. One noted for this ability, especially one skilled in repartee.
3. A person of exceptional intelligence.

idioms:

at (one's) wits' end

1. At the limit of one's mental resources; utterly at a loss.

have (or keep) (one's) wits about (one)

1. To remain alert or calm, especially in a crisis.

[Middle English, from Old English.]

SYNONYMS wit, humor, repartee, sarcasm, irony. These nouns denote forms of expression that elicit amusement or laughter. Wit implies intellectual keenness and the ability to perceive and express in a diverting way analogies between dissimilar things: ?Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words? (Dorothy Parker). Humor suggests the faculty of recognizing what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd: ?Man's sense of humor seems to be in inverse proportion to the gravity of his profession? (Mary Roberts Rinehart). Repartee implies a facility for answering swiftly and cleverly: ?framing comments ? that would be sure to sting and yet leave no opening for repartee? (H.G. Wells). Sarcasm is a form of caustic wit intended to wound or ridicule another: ?[His] tone seemed as if meant to be kind and soothing, but yet had a bitterness of sarcasm in it? (Nathaniel Hawthorne). Irony is a form of expression in which an intended meaning is the opposite of the literal meaning of the words used: ?A drayman in a passion [a rage] calls out, ?You are a pretty fellow,? without suspecting that he is uttering irony? (Thomas Macaulay). See also synonyms at mind.

wit2 (wĭt) pronunciation

v. Archaic., wist (wĭst), wit?ting (wĭt'ĭng), first and third person singular present tense wot (wŏt).

v.tr.

To be or become aware of; learn.
v.intr.

To know.
idiom:

to wit

1. That is to say; namely.

[Middle English, from Old English witan.]


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[Ritwik]

^^ example of a stupid post ^^

 

[hondeyho]

^^ Example of a stupid post pointing out a stupid post ^^

Very nice joke Gaurav, quote The Simpsons:

It's funny 'cos it's true!

 

[blackleopard92]

^^ more of stupidity above ^^^^^^

acytually, I take pleasure in acting stupid in duff's territory.

 

[duffarama]

If there's any more stupidity, I'll close the thread.
No need for spam is there?