Interview Thread January 2009 (Griffo) - Questions

[ZoraxDoom]

Should I answer these questions drunk? lol cause im about to go out now

Im surprised there hasnt been a hooper question yet..

People are always a lot more fun when drunk...

 

[Leicester Fox]

How crap are the forums without Hooper?

 

[King Pietersen]

Should have been me or Tom answering these questions. Robbed.

Right, here goes my question, going to make it a good'un .

Right, you're just wondering about one day when suddenly a masked gunman abducts you, you then wake up, your blindfold taken off and you're in a room with 2 men. The gunman holds his gun to your head and gives you a choice. Your first option is to go off with the other man, Graeme. He's a lovely little fella, nice shaven bald head, nice little Ben Sherman pink shirt, he works for an advertising company in Brighton, drives a sports car, and he loves you dearly.

You then have to live out the life of an outwardly gay man, spending the rest of your days with Graeme. Doing all the activity in the bedroom, going to the bars with him at 3 in the morning, cutting the back out of your leather pants at, just generally being affectionate towards eachother. You end up consumating your relationship with Graeme by getting married, and at the end of the marriage you do what they used to do in the olden days when the origins of the kiss where showing your 'love' in front of half of Brighton. So when the vicar would normally say 'you may now kiss the bride', he actually says 'Your may now knob the grif'.

This may not sound like a fantastic option, and you may be thinking immediately that you'll go for the 2nd one. But, the 2nd option is your close family and friends are killed, and you then have to live the rest of your life with a monkey. Living in a tree, with a monkey, eating bananas, other fruit and nuts and just living your life all alone with this monkey.

Your choice. Graeme or Bobo?

(This question is sponsered by Audible.com.....Audible, audio that speaks to you wherever you are, and The Ricky Gervais Show Series 5)

Look forward to hearing your answer =D

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

Why oh why, why are they shy. Why oh why, why don't the soakers just fly. Why oh why, the soakers just die, why oh why, the soakers ______

Insert in the dash if it isn't obvious.

 

[Will_NA]

You're in a nightclub, doing the agadoo, the macarena, the running man, the wife beater etc and you notice a pretty blonde opposite. She's clearly interested in you and has done the old 'flicking hair, laughing at an imaginary joke and motioning you with my eyes' trick. You walk over to her only to discover it's Justin Lee Collins and he was flirting with a woman behind you.

He's nowhere the bar so you can't pretend you were walking over to ask for a drink and he's not close enough to the toilets for you to act as if you were walking there. You walk up to him but you don't know what to say and there's an akward silence. You're staring at eachother, wondering if something's going to be said. The tension's unbearable.

How do you escape the situation effectively and with little embarrassment?

My question.

 

[Cricketdude]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

..........

 

[aussie1st]

My question

When buying Wotton from your local Asian takeaway do you think about Ian Wotton? And when eating them do you feel you are eating your God?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I think you meant to say Wantons Syl. They are called Wantons and not Wottons

 

[King Cricket]

Suppose one day you meet me, King Cricket. What will be the first question you'll ask me?

I want a proper answer. Or else i'll kidnap your girlfriend.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Pfft, Griffo doesn't have a girlfriend.

 

[King Cricket]

Pfft, Griffo doesn't have a girlfriend.

Did I say "his" girlfriend? Oh sorry! I meant "her" boyfriend.

 

[Highlander999]

A) That made no sense

B) You said "your" girlfirend, in the question, meaning she is his partner

C) Cut out the chat (not even like it is that good) so Chris can keep up with the questions

 

[Griffo]

If your gonna interrupt the thread at least make it funny... lol

 

[Covvy]

Who's your favourite person on the Soakers team?

Better be me not that bloody pom Will whoever

 

[Highlander999]

Final 24 hours for you to submit your questions to Griffo