Inzamam's post match interview

[ronny_kingsley]

Inzy?s interview - One man who entertains wen cricket matches r over.

Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today. we is try very hard but is not win the game.

Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the grass is also thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for many run. Asif is bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. umpire is not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one ball.

Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is practice a lot sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more practice sticking balls in our hands.

Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on our back. Insha allah we is play better.

Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you.

 

[cricketfanatic]

hey dude...that is really funny...but I found exactly the same words in one of the communities in Orkut....were u the one who posted it there too ?

 

[jkartik]

Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today. we is try very hard but is not win the game.

its not totally correct. its like this :-

Inzy : As-salaam-waalekhum Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim.first of all, thanks to allah.ya..........

nonetheless funny

 

[.::Stevo::.]

lol..

Why is he thanking that allah dude when they played not so good??!!

 

[sid_19840]

lol..

Why is he thanking that allah dude when they played not so good??!!

Maybe because he was there to see Yuvraj play.Seriously we all(me and everyone I know in my community) are amused at the way he speak's,maybe he should keep an interpreter during interviews.Just kidding,he is a faboulous player though.

 

[jazz]

hey guys this an INZI interview i got as a email couple of months back

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.
Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared.

He always used his standard response to the first question after winning.

But this time .....

Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and you must be happy!

Inzamam: All credit goes to the boys. Everyone worked hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. We all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.

Tony fainted.

 

[Briggsey]

hey guys this an INZI interview i got as a email couple of months back

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.
Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared.

He always used his standard response to the first question after winning.

But this time .....

Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and you must be happy!

Inzamam: All credit goes to the boys. Everyone worked hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. We all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.

Tony fainted.

LOL thats brilliant!

 

[ZexyZahid]

The last joke was already posted somewhere here. Off course the interviewer was different.

Don't understand why you guys are making fun of someone's ability of speaking a different language. Asian people don't make either of English speaking people when they talk Urdu or other dialects related to that. Yet better, they can't even talk it. So need to make fun of it.

 

[gaurav_indian]

I think Inzmam looks cute when he speaks English.But what matters is his performance which is very good.

 

[hondeyho]

Jazz are you trying to kill me! That was hilarious, :rtfl

 

[Adarsh]

The last joke was already posted somewhere here. Off course the interviewer was different.

Don't understand why you guys are making fun of someone's ability of speaking a different language. Asian people don't make either of English speaking people when they talk Urdu or other dialects related to that. Yet better, they can't even talk it. So need to make fun of it.

Geez, why do you people take everything so seriously? It's only a joke.
P.S: And a good one at that

 

[Sachin_007]

Inzy?s interview - One man who entertains wen cricket matches r over.

Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today. we is try very hard but is not win the game.

Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the grass is also thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for many run. Asif is bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. umpire is not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one ball.

Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is practice a lot sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more practice sticking balls in our hands.

Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on our back. Insha allah we is play better.

Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you.

hahaahaha man its funny as hell...

hey guys this an INZI interview i got as a email couple of months back

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.
Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared.

He always used his standard response to the first question after winning.

But this time .....

Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and you must be happy!

Inzamam: All credit goes to the boys. Everyone worked hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. We all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.

Tony fainted.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN ITS BRILLIANT! ITS KILLING ME....:rtfl :rtfl :rtfl :rtfl

i just can't stop laughing...it will gimme heartattack...LOL..its funny....

 

[Dhoni]

hey guys this an INZI interview i got as a email couple of months back

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.
Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared.

He always used his standard response to the first question after winning.

But this time .....

Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and you must be happy!

Inzamam: All credit goes to the boys. Everyone worked hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. We all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.

Tony fainted.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH....that is funnnny!

 

[DeSig4lyFe]

Good one man. It's funny as hell.

 

[inzi_fan]

Funny but mean.