Inzamam's post match interview

.::Stevo::. said:
The only slightest bit of English Inzi understands is KFC, Mcdonalds and any other fast food joints....;)
Yeah, Inzimam has popped into my McDonald's restaurnat three times. We couldn't feed him the third time because we ran out of food. :(
:D
 
Hahhahaha lol. I heard Inzii eats 25 pounds of Fresh Chicken of KFC everyday. He eats a alot. That's why they call him Inzi Potatoes( Aloo)
 
i nearlly had a heart attack readin the tony greig joke
 
hehe boys its getting too much on Inzy now. At least he is a good batter than our own Gangu.

bharat said:
How about this one:

It's the end of the day at a cricket tournament and Pakistan has lost yet another game to India.

At that very moment Inzamam gets a call from his wife. She says, "Darling, have you bought all the gifts that I had asked you to get for me?" He replies, "Well, I'd really like to, but the crowd outside is waiting to beat me up, so I can`t leave my hotel room."

His wife replies, "That's no problem, honey. Just dress yourself as a lady. You should have no problem leaving the hotel." Inzamam does just that and goes shopping around. No one recognizes him anywhere until he reaches the last shop. That's when he hears a cheery, "Hi Inzy, it's nice to see you here!"

Totally shocked, he turns around to see a lady in a burkha. "How the heck did you know that it was me?"

The lady replies, "Don't worry yaar. It's me, Shahid Afridi.
Hehe, Thats a very Old School joke I once heard on FM radio, but works well on different personalities now and then.
 
vibs89 said:
Hahhahaha lol. I heard Inzii eats 25 pounds of Fresh Chicken of KFC everyday. He eats a alot. That's why they call him Inzi Potatoes( Aloo)
Yeah, and McDonald's he doesn't eat the 'Quater Pounder with cheese.' He eats rather the '52 Pounder with fat saturated pork.' :p
 
duffarama said:
Yeah, give Inzamam Ul-fat a go I say. He must've had good tutition to rip out that amount of good English. As for Urdu, I only know one word: Salami... or is it Salam? ;)
The word to which u r referring is Salam or As-Salam-Alaikum(pronounced in both ways but most suitable one is As-Salam Alaikum ).And Salami is the gift(it may be money or any other item) given to the bride & bridegroom at the time of their marriage
 
Tony Greig joke is killing me........lol...ha ha ha ha...........
 
jazz said:
hey guys this an INZI interview i got as a email couple of months back

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.
Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared.

He always used his standard response to the first question after winning.

But this time .....

Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and you must be happy!

Inzamam: All credit goes to the boys. Everyone worked hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. We all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.

Tony fainted.
Buddy...This iz awesome!!!!
 
as much as i love Pakistan and Inzy these kokes are too much im cracking up it is funny the way he talks even my mum laughs but its nothing to take the piss out off but these are just too funny
 
duffarama said:
Yeah, and McDonald's he doesn't eat the 'Quater Pounder with cheese.' He eats rather the '52 Pounder with fat saturated pork.' :p
Muslim's can't eat pork :p
Inzamam Ul-Fat :D Still laugh at that, kinda like how I laugh at Dufty :D....;)
 
What does this thread have somthing to do with Muslims ?

funny jokes BTW.
 
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