Inzamam's post match interview

inzi_fan said:
Funny but mean.
As-salaam-waalekhum Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. First of all, thanks to allah.
Buddy. you no say mean when is funny joke. I know very good that u is my fan but I canut understand why you no like jokes. if you my fan than you is should like jokes just like me. chuk dey Phutay.
 
Dhoni said:
As-salaam-waalekhum Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. First of all, thanks to allah.
Buddy. you no say mean when is funny joke. I know very good that u is my fan but I canut understand why you no like jokes. if you my fan than you is should like jokes just like me. chuk dey Phutay.

Hahaha....funny man...I don't understand why they dont like these jokes? Inzi is my favorite Comedian...he should get an award...
 
inzi_fan said:
Funny but mean.
Nah just funny...

Dhoni said:
As-salaam-waalekhum Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. First of all, thanks to allah.
Buddy. you no say mean when is funny joke. I know very good that u is my fan but I canut understand why you no like jokes. if you my fan than you is should like jokes just like me. chuk dey Phutay.

Haha, your worse than Inzi!
 
I really liked the first joke. ;)

I would like some English speaking people to talk in Urdu, they will be ever more funnier than Inzi. :D



ZexyZahid said:
The last joke was already posted somewhere here. Off course the interviewer was different.

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Yes, in that Humuor & Jokes column.
 
viral1991 said:
I really liked the first joke. ;)

I would like some English speaking people to talk in Urdu, they will be ever more funnier than Inzi. :D
Yeh but as if a reporter would come up to Ricky Ponting and ask questions in Urdu....
 
How about this one:

It's the end of the day at a cricket tournament and Pakistan has lost yet another game to India.

At that very moment Inzamam gets a call from his wife. She says, "Darling, have you bought all the gifts that I had asked you to get for me?" He replies, "Well, I'd really like to, but the crowd outside is waiting to beat me up, so I can`t leave my hotel room."

His wife replies, "That's no problem, honey. Just dress yourself as a lady. You should have no problem leaving the hotel." Inzamam does just that and goes shopping around. No one recognizes him anywhere until he reaches the last shop. That's when he hears a cheery, "Hi Inzy, it's nice to see you here!"

Totally shocked, he turns around to see a lady in a burkha. "How the heck did you know that it was me?"

The lady replies, "Don't worry yaar. It's me, Shahid Afridi.




p.s I feel there is nothing wrong in joking about a player.Even I've posted many jokes about Ganguly on this forum.(Nothing personnaly against Pakistan or Inzy)
 
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.::Stevo::. said:
lol..

Why is he thanking that allah dude when they played not so good??!!
man dont talk somthing you dont have a clue of ?? eh ?
 
bharat said:
How about this one:

It's the end of the day at a cricket tournament and Pakistan has lost yet another game to India.

At that very moment Inzamam gets a call from his wife. She says, "Darling, have you bought all the gifts that I had asked you to get for me?" He replies, "Well, I'd really like to, but the crowd outside is waiting to beat me up, so I can`t leave my hotel room."

His wife replies, "That's no problem, honey. Just dress yourself as a lady. You should have no problem leaving the hotel." Inzamam does just that and goes shopping around. No one recognizes him anywhere until he reaches the last shop. That's when he hears a cheery, "Hi Inzy, it's nice to see you here!"

Totally shocked, he turns around to see a lady in a burkha. "How the heck did you know that it was me?"

The lady replies, "Don't worry yaar. It's me, Shahid Afridi.




p.s I feel there is nothing wrong in joking about a player.Even I've posted many jokes about Ganguly on this forum.(Nothing personnaly against Pakistan or Inzy)

Hahah...nice one..man...and there's nothin wrong with this one....It doesn't make fun of any players..
 
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bharat said:
How about this one:

It's the end of the day at a cricket tournament and Pakistan has lost yet another game to India.

At that very moment Inzamam gets a call from his wife. She says, "Darling, have you bought all the gifts that I had asked you to get for me?" He replies, "Well, I'd really like to, but the crowd outside is waiting to beat me up, so I can`t leave my hotel room."

His wife replies, "That's no problem, honey. Just dress yourself as a lady. You should have no problem leaving the hotel." Inzamam does just that and goes shopping around. No one recognizes him anywhere until he reaches the last shop. That's when he hears a cheery, "Hi Inzy, it's nice to see you here!"

Totally shocked, he turns around to see a lady in a burkha. "How the heck did you know that it was me?"

The lady replies, "Don't worry yaar. It's me, Shahid Afridi.




p.s I feel there is nothing wrong in joking about a player.Even I've posted many jokes about Ganguly on this forum.(Nothing personnaly against Pakistan or Inzy)


Actually this joke was on azharuddin and ganguly NOT inzi and afridi.
 
may be it was remade to suit the season(Pakistan's 4-1 defeat)
 
Found the one with Inzy and Tony Greig very funny lol

Fair play to him for trying to speak the language though, definately speaks better English than I do Urdu :p
 
.::Stevo::. said:
Does that make me speeeeeecial :D
Hush little baby. :p

puddleduck said:
Found the one with Inzy and Tony Greig very funny lol

Fair play to him for trying to speak the language though, definately speaks better English than I do Urdu :p
Yeah, give Inzamam Ul-fat a go I say. He must've had good tutition to rip out that amount of good English. As for Urdu, I only know one word: Salami... or is it Salam? ;)
 

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