Lawl Omgzz Pwnzowrd!

[Punk_Sk8r]

This is my joke thread and it will make you ''LAWL OMGZZ PWNZOWRD''


So first joke....

A man is sweeping the road, a guy pulls up asks him ''do you have to get qualification for that job?'' the road sweeper says ''No I pick it up as I go along''

^^LAWL OMGZZ PWNZOWRD!

A guy walks into a salon and says ''Can you trim my barnet?'' So the salonist goes out and starts trimming the trees.

^^LAWL OMGZZ PWNZOWRD!

Look out for more jokes.

 

[evertonfan]

Michael Jackson's meeting up with Kim Wilde in the United States. They'll both be doing kids in America.

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

Michael Jackson's meeting up with Kim Wilde in the United States. They'll both be doing kids in America.

LOL, good one even though I didn't get it.

 

[nightprowler10]

Not sure about "LAWL OMGZZ PWNZOWRD!", but they did make me roll my eyes.

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

Heres another good one.

Q: What did 50 cent say when Snoop gave him a jumper?
A: G you, knit?

 

[.Mob]

lol, G Unit, not ground breaking but enough to keep one humble.

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

No it was the funniest joke ever...:

 

[.Mob]

No need for the aggression now.

 

[baburao]

baburao sent a pm to barmyarmy lz close this thread
http://planetcricket.org/forums/showthread.php?t=40538

barmyarmy replied : LAWL OMGZZ PWNZOWRD

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

This is MY joke thread not YOURS it's MINE.

 

[Will_NA]

A woman has just left a doctor's appointment, discovering that she has cancer and is going to die.

In a fit of uncontrollable emotions, she exclaims, 'I am going to die soon but before I die, I want to feel like a real woman again. Is there anyone out there who can make me feel like a woman!?'

A man in the street removes his shirt and shouts,' Here! Iron this!'

 

[evertonfan]

What's got two legs and bleeds excessively?





Half of a dog.

 

[Leicester Fox]

LOL will,

2 dyslexics walk into a bra.

 

[Animator!]

I called that rape advice line yesterday.

Unfortunately it's only for victims.

Sadly I can't post up half my favourite jokes on here /o\.

 

[evertonfan]

I love offensive jokes. I love Animator telling them. Rape!

If dry humour's your bag, then try this one on for size;

Why was the policeman buried behind the hill?







Because he was dead.