Lawl Omgzz Pwnzowrd!

How many times have you said that joke on these forums?! :p

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a packet of crisps and............... coke”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the huge pause?”

The bear says, “I’ve had them all my life.”

Badum-tish!
 
What's got two legs and bleeds excessively?





Half of a dog.

What happened to the other half?


Park Ji-Sung ate it.

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A man leaves a strip club at 7:00 in the morning.

He arrives home with booze on his breath and lipstick on his neck at 7:30 and is greeted by his fuming wife.

'You'd better have a bloody good reason for strolling home at 7:30 in the morning after leaving me sick with anxiety over you not coming home last night.

'I have a very good reason, in fact.'

'Well?'

'Breakfast'
 
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Some of the jokes here have actually made me burst out laughing. Like the dog one, the bear one and the one about the guy coming home for breakfast. :D
 
Some of the jokes here have actually made me burst out laughing. Like the dog one, the bear one and the one about the guy coming home for breakfast. :D

The 3 funniest members posted them too ;)
 
lol, Man i swear I never laughed that much before..

K, My dad invited this guy from his office for dinner today with his fam...

The guy had a little son maybe 5/6 years old. He was messing with stuff in my house, his dad was kinda shoutin at him, lol he ran away (to other room) and shouted "kuttay"... HHAHAHHAH! of corse his da had a red face..
 

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