Lawl Omgzz Pwnzowrd!

[Deleted member 13648]

How many times have you said that joke on these forums?!

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a packet of crisps and............... coke”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the huge pause?”

The bear says, “I’ve had them all my life.”

Badum-tish!

 

[Deleted member 9102]

Edit: Chris Gayle

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Oh noes! A chav joke!

 

[Left_Hander]

What's got two legs and bleeds excessively?





Half of a dog.

Now, that was good

 

[Will_NA]

What's got two legs and bleeds excessively?





Half of a dog.

What happened to the other half?


Park Ji-Sung ate it.

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A man leaves a strip club at 7:00 in the morning.

He arrives home with booze on his breath and lipstick on his neck at 7:30 and is greeted by his fuming wife.

'You'd better have a bloody good reason for strolling home at 7:30 in the morning after leaving me sick with anxiety over you not coming home last night.

'I have a very good reason, in fact.'

'Well?'

'Breakfast'

 

[punterpupnroy]

Heres another good one.

Q: What did 50 cent say when Snoop gave him a jumper?
A: G you, knit?

Lol that was one of those jokes where you read it once, pause, than start a bit of a giggle, in my opinion. Well that is what happened to me anyway.

 

[Will_NA]

The comma's in the wrong place.

 

[sohum]

Some of the jokes here have actually made me burst out laughing. Like the dog one, the bear one and the one about the guy coming home for breakfast.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Some of the jokes here have actually made me burst out laughing. Like the dog one, the bear one and the one about the guy coming home for breakfast.

The 3 funniest members posted them too

 

[Will_NA]

Haha, that made me laugh would have sounded funnier if it wasn't coming from a ''stupid guy'' himself.

Lawlz Omgzz Pwnzowrd!!!

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

Lawlz Omgzz Pwnzowrd!!!

OOOOOOOOOOO Wills got the flex!

Btw more jokes to come, I spend all day put my heart into creating these jokes just for you guys.

 

[Will_NA]

These jokes took all day?

Wow.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Big Willy!

 

[usy]

lol, Man i swear I never laughed that much before..

K, My dad invited this guy from his office for dinner today with his fam...

The guy had a little son maybe 5/6 years old. He was messing with stuff in my house, his dad was kinda shoutin at him, lol he ran away (to other room) and shouted "kuttay"... HHAHAHHAH! of corse his da had a red face..

 

[Will_NA]

The mic's working fine, Usy.