Second Training Session
Was excellent, started off badly when I went in to bat and this pakistani prick Asfan (Who tried to beat me up a couple of weeks ago) kept bowling beamers at me and at one stage i just stood out of the way every time he bowled. Improved greatly after that, went in the net and bowled well, did fielding practice as well and took nearly every catch.
It was pissing raining the whole session and by the time the game satarted it was a downpour. We started and went in to bat first. our captain Sin?ad (Who I insisted in calling Chief the whole evening :P. She did call me G so we were even) went in with the main wicky Eric and he was out 3 balls later after spooning a catch.
I was batting in the nets while it was going on and when I came in I was against the worst bowler. First ball I pulled off my waist for four, then after two wides and a no-ball (It rolled along the ground) I hit a on drive that went for a four as well and I finished with a square cut for four.
Our innings finished when I had to retire and I went into bowl. We were playing on the outfield and I kept bowling straight (Becauase the batsman wasn't very good :P) but the ball bounced off the pitch and went away from the batsman. My last ball came off straight but hit him on the hips. We kept appealing for stuff and when that happened the umpire (My coach) said
"I don't think Ass Before Wicket is going to be given in the next century"
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So excellent, and Asfan got out for a duck after being run out!:cheesy
and it went down well, hopefully now the parents will think it's a good move and it'll be all go!
