The Federation of Hamburgerlia is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 474 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37%. A large private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.
The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Hamburgerlia's national animal is the poliwhirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the convertable polygon.