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World War III
Europe at the year 2012
War began: 2006
War finished: 2020
Place: all the world
Result: Tom Hanks defeats the western Superpowers with the aid of Eminem and 50 Cent, However the British force the world to drink a cup of tea a day and Optimus Mega eats little kids
Impacts of War: Germany divided, Finland lose areas,
Sovietlands enclosed to Freeland Turkey is moved to USA and USA admit that 9/11 was a conspiracy etc.
Fighting parties of War
Lefties
Germany
Finland
Soviet Norway
Denmark
Italy
Japan
Iraq<br
Hungary
Sovietlands
Sweden
Estonia (before year 2016) South Korea, JinJaeLand (North Korea) Righties
Vatican City
Monaco
Canada
USA
Russia
England
France
Switzerland
Argentina
Australia
Spain
China
Freeland
Turkey
Serbia
The Netherlands Freddieland (Norfolk) Ireland
Unfortunately this war is unavailable for download, although an alpha build has been leaked on various web sites. It was triggered by Germany the town of Hiroshima, Moldova after Germany came in last at the Eurovision Song Contest in 1950, the year Moldova won by a 788 point lead. Due to an event involvng Douglas MacArthur and his ass, it was put on hold after this though.
It began again in 1962, when Fidel Castro found MacArthur's secret decoding exploding cigar, and used it to blow up the Florida Keys. However, Castro couldn't find the nukes in his basement for blowing up America, so the war had to be canceled again. The war finally occupied the years 2006-2020, as predicted by John Titor, a time traveler dude from 2036, who came back in time aboard a TARDIS and a DeLorean.
The world was a powderkeg, waiting to go off. Al Gore gave a speech in the Middle-East that upset Iran, causing it to go to war with the USA, extending the War on Terra. Soon after that, war spread to other nations as well. WW# will occur between Canada and Australia and Canada will use hockey sticks and syrup, and Australians will use stupid words and kangaroos. Canada will win because of higher population. "CANADA RULES" said Canadian prime Minister Kevin Izzard.
World War III officaly started with the North War between Finland and Sweden, when the two countries collaborated to host the evil red people, who were likely agents of the Home depot corporation. These guys then slaughtered all the kangaroos.
Australia was turned, literally, upside down because of that, bumped into New Guinea, sank it and wiped out 3000-odd languages that all sounded the same and that nobody cared about. Tasmania, in its new position, was claimed by China, Japan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, India, the Philippines and New Zealand, until it was found to be populated by retarded, inbred offspring of British 19th century convicts.
In addition the north pole was invaded by Ninjas who subjected Santa to a bizarre gang bang reportedly involving three penguins and Hitler's ghost.
Other ejaculations
Also known as The Crusades II and the downfall of Indiana Jones. It started when a French or Spanish cartoonist (see warmonger) created a cartoon depicting the prophet Jesus with a halo above his head. The Christians took to this with great distain and nuked Brazil.(we got the idea from the muslims.) Upon this happening Uragay nuked Easter Island. France joined Uragay in the bombardment of Easter Island. The inhabitance of easter island (three bunnies and a llama) took to hiding while the radioactive fall out continued. Within a week the French stormed Easter Island like a scene out of the 1867 movie Saving Private Fred. As the French invaded, the inhabitance mowed the French down. When France was on the verge of losing Atlantis rose from Lake Superior to join in the bombardment. Seeing this as the perfect time to strike, Fiona Apple, emissary of the Xians (a hostile species of Dimension X) declared war on Easter Island simply because they do not like bunnies or places that are named after events that can be related to bunnies or easter or happiness. Fidel Castro joins the war on the side of Germany he proceded in invading France, and conqured it in 3 days. 5,000,000 french soldiers died in the battle of tippacanoe against a force of 200,000 puerto ricans.( A 4:100 Puerto rican to French ratio). A devestating loss that shook the Axis power to the foundations. The Russians drank vodka. France was legally named a country for wimps, and every nation vowed never to ally with France because the french would always lose, their lowering troop moral, it was impossible to incorporate French troops in the armies because for some reason every time they here a bullet they drop there gun and wave a white flag.
The Rise of Hitler
On December 12, 2016 Hitler rose again it was found that he really didnt commit suicide but was cryogenically frozen in siberia. Italy seeing that Hitler was back switched to the Axis side, but after it was reported that he was assasinated they switched back to the allies and after it was found that Hitler was in stable condition in the hospital they switched back to the Axis. Then after a leak in the roof of the hospital coincidently located above Hitler bed started dropping water into is paralzed mouth he died. This was not noticed until the next day because the nurses were getting high and having orgies. It was later found in 2036, that his death was not an accident, an assination Jewish group from Isreal killed him. They distracted the nurses by tempting them with weed then ****ing them, then they carefully positioned a whole in the roof above Hitlers mouth. After Hitlers death Italy switched sides again but the Allies said "**** off" then Italy tride to come back to the Axis but the axis responded likewise and both sides declared war on Italy, Italy declared a state of emergency and in the saint peters meeting hall they declared there situation as "completly ****ed".
War in Kenya
With the world at war puerto rico decided to invade again. Fidel Castro personally accompanied his troops from his base in France to the front line in Kenya. The Kenyan president Tik TIk Durk the second hailed to the united nations to stop Castro. They percieved they had no chance since Castro's army held the holy grail. The USA gave Kenya 500 tanks out of is 50,000,000 supply and the British sent Kenya 50,000 weapons out of its 700,000,000 million supply. Tik Tik Durk reply to these offereings with "Tik Kirt Click CLick fut loc tit wang bender" which translated is "**** you, you greedy Democratic pigs, you fags are so greedy we will fight off the puerto ricans and after we'll invade europe then the world and nobody we'll stop us, mwahahhahahaha" Peutro Rico seeing that Kenya would be a more formable opponent than France sent 1,000,000, essentially the whole islands male population to Kenya. While Castro was in his convertible he was knocked out by an unidentified object, then he saw god and god said "Peace be wit you, I am God, you must not attack kenya but be allies and together you willrule the world" Castro a changed man made peace with Kenya and they became allies making a three side war between the Axis, the Allies, and the Altruists. Hence the third world war also being called the triple A war hence AAA along side with Mcdonalds sponser the war.
War in Europe
Finland was each time at North War better as Sweden. Norway, Denmark and Russia thought that they can sent army to Sweden for Finland and will have got into prize lands about Sweden. Finland won war and Sweden divided four areas. Finland got North Sweden and Stockholm-area, Norway Center-Sweden, Denmark area of Gothenburg and Russia Gotland. Finland, Norway, Denmark and Russia founded defencealliance, where Germany joined at the later same year. Alliance was strong, told himself named Attackpowers. USA don't liked alliance and founded together England and France alliance against attackpowers. USA named it to Defendpowers.
Defendpowers was only organization for block of attackpowers. It can be onlooker, who see only when atatckpowers lead about Finland and Germany ate new areas. Germany ate Austria, North-Poland, Luxembourg and maney other lands. At the year 2008 Italy join to Attackpowers, Sovietlands 2009, Canada and Japan 2010, Slovakian Second Empire 2011, Estonia 2012, Greece 2014 and Iraq 2016. Defendpowers grew slower as Attackpowers.
World War III actually preceded World War II. World War IV is currently in production.
War in North America
New York City was invaded by New Jerseyans, who are tired of being called the "armpit of New York". An explosion occurs on 9/11 at Black Tom, causing orgasms all over Jersey City, especially in the churches, mosques, and synagogues. Since it is a weekday or something like that (we weren't keeping track), the orgasms caused the worship to hit a higher octave than usual, thus resulting in the ministers and rabbis stumbling around like drunks. God is on record as having laughed long and hard.
Easter Island/Atlantian conflict
For thousands of minutes the Easter Island and Altantian conflict had been raging. Easter Island finally leveled Atlantis with a disisive shoe stomping. Now with the resolve of France to fight Atlantis is back in.
The Allied forces
Vatican City- Led by the Disciples of God and the Pope
Monaco- Led by Marriott Hotels and Resort
Canada- Led by The Three Stooges
The North Pole- Led by President Chris Kringle
Easter Island- Led by The Easter Bunny
United States of Terra- Lead by Supreme Being Dick Channey(see foot note)
North Korea- Led by Prophet Kim Jungle is Ill
Fruitopia- Led by Gerald Way
The Netherlands- Led by Harry Potter and his son Jan Peter Balkenende
World Of Warcraft Alliance Babies- Led by Leroy Jenkins
The Land Down Under- Led by The Ghost of Steve Irwin
England- Led by the Queen, Chris Martin and Hugh Laurie
Microsoft- Led by Baron William Gates
Axis Powers
Mordor- Led by Sir Ian McKellan
France- Led by St Nick Sharkozy
Atlantis- Led by Col. Sheppard
Vatican City- Led by Darth Benedict XVI
Dimension X - Led by Fiona Apple
Russia- Led by Tsar Vladimir Putin the Fearsome and a Camel
Pony Land- Led by Pansey Pony
Mc. Donalds- Led by Ronald McDonald
Frutopia- Led by King Beaubien III himself
Disneyland - Led by Micky Mouse.
The Hollow Tree- Led by Rocky the squirrel and his army of possesed acorns
Singapore- Led by Captain Jack Sparrow
Sony - Led by Chief Imperial Officer Ken Kutaragi
The Altruists forces
Kenya- Lead by Tik Tik Durk
Puerta Rico- Lead by Castro
Anartica-Lead by Constable Littlerock (half alien half predetor half jewish, half human half penguin"
United coalition of Israel and Palestine (UCIP)- Lead by Prime Minister Abrahhomaad Arafsharon
Confused forces
Italy - Lead by Pavarotti
Neutral Countries
Scotland, enraged at being lumped together with England on the above map, immediately declared full independence, executed all Englishmen within its borders, and fell into a century-long internal brawl. Scotland ovbviously won this war, with the aid of the Irish and Welsh sheep suicide bombers.
Supreme Being Dick Cheney
Although many people belived the United States of Terra was lead by a man named George Bush, he was actually only the jester of his eventual executor, the Supreme Being Dick Cheney, who "accidentally" blew him away during a human hunting trip. Known as the Most Dangerous Game: White House Style.
Chronologically
11:58- France surrenders.
11:59- The Netherlands decleares indenpendence from Denmark, Denmark likes it
12:00- Dick Cheney cums on George Bush and Tony Blair, they die of STD's
A few minutes after that- France Nuked Canada(miscaculation)
Around 13:15- Canada Denounced the french attack and bombed the Yukon (miscalcaulation again)
13:18- Miscalculation of the Canadian bomb blows Iceland to pieces
13:19- Donald Trump rises and commands the world to do his bidding.
13:20- Eskimos declare a spear war with Canada
13:21- All Canadians dead
13:37- Russians drink vodka
13:50- Michael J. Fox beheads Eminum. Then dies of Parkinsons disease. Succeded by Jerry Springer.
13:54- Jerry Springer breaks Donald Trump's neck and halts the warring in most Countries.
13:55- England declares tea break and jolly game of Croquet.
14:00- Jerry Springer declares peace.
14:00- Canada gets leavled by aryans from Mars
14:01- Fruitopia attacks the Canadian North
14:02- Russians drink vodka
14:10- Tom Cruise saves the world from aliens
14:31- Fruitopians attack Pony Land
15:00- France surrenders to mannequin
15:05- Kim Jungle the Ill boogies down to "I feel ronely", while ordering a mass nuclear attack on the United States of Terra
15:09- Russians drink vodka.
15:10- Fruitopians bomb dream valley, Pony Land
15:11- A version 1.2 of Estonians is launched. Now they are able to make short conversations.
15:12- American Issuses n00b attack with army armed with AWPS
15:12-00003 Otis enters the scene and nukes the 'unknown' world
15:13- Sir Ian Mckellan and his homosexual colleagues pick up their sex toys and invade defenseless Argentina, and its mass population of Ilamas
15:14- A Trojan destroys all 1.2 version Estonians.
15:15- All Ilamas are forever scarred
15:16- Oprah eats a quarter of the Llama population. So much for her diet...
15:20- Fruitopians reach Ponyville, Battle of Ponyville begins
15:22- President Kris Kringle realizes the world will soon end, and makes a final last ditch effort to touch all the naughty boys and girls around the world
15:20- Michael J. Fox has the Jesus Complex, he is ressurected under an overpass.
15:25- Michael J. Fox mobilizes his army of mermen and mermaids, and invades the burly state of Wisconsin, killing all Packers fans in the way
15:26- Fruitopians win battle of the Tundra
15:27- Darth Benedict enters the scene (With the Imperial March playing as his theme music) He reads the last rites of men, and hitches a ride to the Death Star, provided by retreating Martians
15:29- World Peace is declared
15:29:04- World War starts up again
15:31- Greenland Bombs Iran
15:33- Russians drink vodka.
15:34- The Hollow Tree betrays Fruitopia and begins the seige of Neverland by acorn artillery 3000
15:34:00000000001- The Hollow Tree is burned down by Laser Kittens
15:35- Remaining squirrels join Russia and drink vodka
15:35:50- All squirrels die and population limit drops to sustain Canadians
15:36- All Canadians are resurrected.
15:47- Kermit the Frog is thrown through the Penguin Embassy's window.
15:48- Russians drink vodka.
16:00- The Penguins mass and kill 57.8% 0f the humans.
16:01- They are outside my door.
16:02- They're in the house
16:03- Oh ****
16:04-
17:59- Corry Ferris officially declared a Communist by the penguin proletariat, also declared guilty of penguin sodomy in censure.
18:00- The British Empire rises again and almost wipes out the penguins.
18:01- Russians drink vodka
18:01- Iran sells the bomb scraps and triples their economy
18:14- Norway invades central Sweden, and makes a rude gesture to Finland. The Swedish population are forced to worship Odin and Thor as their gods.
18:21- Corry Ferris excecuted by penguin proletariat with extreme prejudice, show offered on pay per view.
19:04- Japan makes more shitty cartoons
19:14- France surrenders again
[edit] The Next Day
0:02- Russians have a massive vodka-induced orgy. Many die in the process.
0:04- A massive climate change takes place and has no effect on the penguin masses.
0:46- Average temp: 106 degrees below
0:51- Otis is a bit chilly.
1:06- 27 remaining Russians eat Vodkasicles
2:07- Remaining humans revolt against the Penguin army Battle of the Icebergs
4:59- End of Battle of the Iceburgs humans retreat
5:00- End of Battle of Ponyville, all My Little Ponies are dead
5:00- only 4,000 humans remain, they try and come up with a plan
5:02- Otis kicks butt once again.
5:03- The remaining 6 russians eat more Vodkasicles
5:05- English reserves are dispatched with their unmatched skill of h4x
5:05:16- Penguins get owned, war ends
5:06- the world celebrates
5:06:02- remaining russians celebrate by eating vodkasicles
6:10- The Fruitopians have know taken over Canada, Gerard Way holds a Black Parade.
6:12 Laser Kittens use their lasers to reheat the world.
6:13 There is great rejoicing, but no more Vodkasicles
6:13.02 Mr. T the III rises up as leader of the remaining humans and finds oil and more Vodkasicles in whatever is left of Ireland.
6:22 Someone realises that this war just got a bit stupid...
6:23 ...so they raised Australia from the bottom of the sea and coated the world with vegimite and cricket pitchs.
Europe at the year 2012
War began: 2006
War finished: 2020
Place: all the world
Result: Tom Hanks defeats the western Superpowers with the aid of Eminem and 50 Cent, However the British force the world to drink a cup of tea a day and Optimus Mega eats little kids
Impacts of War: Germany divided, Finland lose areas,
Sovietlands enclosed to Freeland Turkey is moved to USA and USA admit that 9/11 was a conspiracy etc.
Fighting parties of War
Lefties
Germany
Finland
Soviet Norway
Denmark
Italy
Japan
Iraq<br
Hungary
Sovietlands
Sweden
Estonia (before year 2016) South Korea, JinJaeLand (North Korea) Righties
Vatican City
Monaco
Canada
USA
Russia
England
France
Switzerland
Argentina
Australia
Spain
China
Freeland
Turkey
Serbia
The Netherlands Freddieland (Norfolk) Ireland
Unfortunately this war is unavailable for download, although an alpha build has been leaked on various web sites. It was triggered by Germany the town of Hiroshima, Moldova after Germany came in last at the Eurovision Song Contest in 1950, the year Moldova won by a 788 point lead. Due to an event involvng Douglas MacArthur and his ass, it was put on hold after this though.
It began again in 1962, when Fidel Castro found MacArthur's secret decoding exploding cigar, and used it to blow up the Florida Keys. However, Castro couldn't find the nukes in his basement for blowing up America, so the war had to be canceled again. The war finally occupied the years 2006-2020, as predicted by John Titor, a time traveler dude from 2036, who came back in time aboard a TARDIS and a DeLorean.
The world was a powderkeg, waiting to go off. Al Gore gave a speech in the Middle-East that upset Iran, causing it to go to war with the USA, extending the War on Terra. Soon after that, war spread to other nations as well. WW# will occur between Canada and Australia and Canada will use hockey sticks and syrup, and Australians will use stupid words and kangaroos. Canada will win because of higher population. "CANADA RULES" said Canadian prime Minister Kevin Izzard.
World War III officaly started with the North War between Finland and Sweden, when the two countries collaborated to host the evil red people, who were likely agents of the Home depot corporation. These guys then slaughtered all the kangaroos.
Australia was turned, literally, upside down because of that, bumped into New Guinea, sank it and wiped out 3000-odd languages that all sounded the same and that nobody cared about. Tasmania, in its new position, was claimed by China, Japan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, India, the Philippines and New Zealand, until it was found to be populated by retarded, inbred offspring of British 19th century convicts.
In addition the north pole was invaded by Ninjas who subjected Santa to a bizarre gang bang reportedly involving three penguins and Hitler's ghost.
Other ejaculations
Also known as The Crusades II and the downfall of Indiana Jones. It started when a French or Spanish cartoonist (see warmonger) created a cartoon depicting the prophet Jesus with a halo above his head. The Christians took to this with great distain and nuked Brazil.(we got the idea from the muslims.) Upon this happening Uragay nuked Easter Island. France joined Uragay in the bombardment of Easter Island. The inhabitance of easter island (three bunnies and a llama) took to hiding while the radioactive fall out continued. Within a week the French stormed Easter Island like a scene out of the 1867 movie Saving Private Fred. As the French invaded, the inhabitance mowed the French down. When France was on the verge of losing Atlantis rose from Lake Superior to join in the bombardment. Seeing this as the perfect time to strike, Fiona Apple, emissary of the Xians (a hostile species of Dimension X) declared war on Easter Island simply because they do not like bunnies or places that are named after events that can be related to bunnies or easter or happiness. Fidel Castro joins the war on the side of Germany he proceded in invading France, and conqured it in 3 days. 5,000,000 french soldiers died in the battle of tippacanoe against a force of 200,000 puerto ricans.( A 4:100 Puerto rican to French ratio). A devestating loss that shook the Axis power to the foundations. The Russians drank vodka. France was legally named a country for wimps, and every nation vowed never to ally with France because the french would always lose, their lowering troop moral, it was impossible to incorporate French troops in the armies because for some reason every time they here a bullet they drop there gun and wave a white flag.
The Rise of Hitler
On December 12, 2016 Hitler rose again it was found that he really didnt commit suicide but was cryogenically frozen in siberia. Italy seeing that Hitler was back switched to the Axis side, but after it was reported that he was assasinated they switched back to the allies and after it was found that Hitler was in stable condition in the hospital they switched back to the Axis. Then after a leak in the roof of the hospital coincidently located above Hitler bed started dropping water into is paralzed mouth he died. This was not noticed until the next day because the nurses were getting high and having orgies. It was later found in 2036, that his death was not an accident, an assination Jewish group from Isreal killed him. They distracted the nurses by tempting them with weed then ****ing them, then they carefully positioned a whole in the roof above Hitlers mouth. After Hitlers death Italy switched sides again but the Allies said "**** off" then Italy tride to come back to the Axis but the axis responded likewise and both sides declared war on Italy, Italy declared a state of emergency and in the saint peters meeting hall they declared there situation as "completly ****ed".
War in Kenya
With the world at war puerto rico decided to invade again. Fidel Castro personally accompanied his troops from his base in France to the front line in Kenya. The Kenyan president Tik TIk Durk the second hailed to the united nations to stop Castro. They percieved they had no chance since Castro's army held the holy grail. The USA gave Kenya 500 tanks out of is 50,000,000 supply and the British sent Kenya 50,000 weapons out of its 700,000,000 million supply. Tik Tik Durk reply to these offereings with "Tik Kirt Click CLick fut loc tit wang bender" which translated is "**** you, you greedy Democratic pigs, you fags are so greedy we will fight off the puerto ricans and after we'll invade europe then the world and nobody we'll stop us, mwahahhahahaha" Peutro Rico seeing that Kenya would be a more formable opponent than France sent 1,000,000, essentially the whole islands male population to Kenya. While Castro was in his convertible he was knocked out by an unidentified object, then he saw god and god said "Peace be wit you, I am God, you must not attack kenya but be allies and together you willrule the world" Castro a changed man made peace with Kenya and they became allies making a three side war between the Axis, the Allies, and the Altruists. Hence the third world war also being called the triple A war hence AAA along side with Mcdonalds sponser the war.
War in Europe
Finland was each time at North War better as Sweden. Norway, Denmark and Russia thought that they can sent army to Sweden for Finland and will have got into prize lands about Sweden. Finland won war and Sweden divided four areas. Finland got North Sweden and Stockholm-area, Norway Center-Sweden, Denmark area of Gothenburg and Russia Gotland. Finland, Norway, Denmark and Russia founded defencealliance, where Germany joined at the later same year. Alliance was strong, told himself named Attackpowers. USA don't liked alliance and founded together England and France alliance against attackpowers. USA named it to Defendpowers.
Defendpowers was only organization for block of attackpowers. It can be onlooker, who see only when atatckpowers lead about Finland and Germany ate new areas. Germany ate Austria, North-Poland, Luxembourg and maney other lands. At the year 2008 Italy join to Attackpowers, Sovietlands 2009, Canada and Japan 2010, Slovakian Second Empire 2011, Estonia 2012, Greece 2014 and Iraq 2016. Defendpowers grew slower as Attackpowers.
World War III actually preceded World War II. World War IV is currently in production.
War in North America
New York City was invaded by New Jerseyans, who are tired of being called the "armpit of New York". An explosion occurs on 9/11 at Black Tom, causing orgasms all over Jersey City, especially in the churches, mosques, and synagogues. Since it is a weekday or something like that (we weren't keeping track), the orgasms caused the worship to hit a higher octave than usual, thus resulting in the ministers and rabbis stumbling around like drunks. God is on record as having laughed long and hard.
Easter Island/Atlantian conflict
For thousands of minutes the Easter Island and Altantian conflict had been raging. Easter Island finally leveled Atlantis with a disisive shoe stomping. Now with the resolve of France to fight Atlantis is back in.
The Allied forces
Vatican City- Led by the Disciples of God and the Pope
Monaco- Led by Marriott Hotels and Resort
Canada- Led by The Three Stooges
The North Pole- Led by President Chris Kringle
Easter Island- Led by The Easter Bunny
United States of Terra- Lead by Supreme Being Dick Channey(see foot note)
North Korea- Led by Prophet Kim Jungle is Ill
Fruitopia- Led by Gerald Way
The Netherlands- Led by Harry Potter and his son Jan Peter Balkenende
World Of Warcraft Alliance Babies- Led by Leroy Jenkins
The Land Down Under- Led by The Ghost of Steve Irwin
England- Led by the Queen, Chris Martin and Hugh Laurie
Microsoft- Led by Baron William Gates
Axis Powers
Mordor- Led by Sir Ian McKellan
France- Led by St Nick Sharkozy
Atlantis- Led by Col. Sheppard
Vatican City- Led by Darth Benedict XVI
Dimension X - Led by Fiona Apple
Russia- Led by Tsar Vladimir Putin the Fearsome and a Camel
Pony Land- Led by Pansey Pony
Mc. Donalds- Led by Ronald McDonald
Frutopia- Led by King Beaubien III himself
Disneyland - Led by Micky Mouse.
The Hollow Tree- Led by Rocky the squirrel and his army of possesed acorns
Singapore- Led by Captain Jack Sparrow
Sony - Led by Chief Imperial Officer Ken Kutaragi
The Altruists forces
Kenya- Lead by Tik Tik Durk
Puerta Rico- Lead by Castro
Anartica-Lead by Constable Littlerock (half alien half predetor half jewish, half human half penguin"
United coalition of Israel and Palestine (UCIP)- Lead by Prime Minister Abrahhomaad Arafsharon
Confused forces
Italy - Lead by Pavarotti
Neutral Countries
Scotland, enraged at being lumped together with England on the above map, immediately declared full independence, executed all Englishmen within its borders, and fell into a century-long internal brawl. Scotland ovbviously won this war, with the aid of the Irish and Welsh sheep suicide bombers.
Supreme Being Dick Cheney
Although many people belived the United States of Terra was lead by a man named George Bush, he was actually only the jester of his eventual executor, the Supreme Being Dick Cheney, who "accidentally" blew him away during a human hunting trip. Known as the Most Dangerous Game: White House Style.
Chronologically
11:58- France surrenders.
11:59- The Netherlands decleares indenpendence from Denmark, Denmark likes it
12:00- Dick Cheney cums on George Bush and Tony Blair, they die of STD's
A few minutes after that- France Nuked Canada(miscaculation)
Around 13:15- Canada Denounced the french attack and bombed the Yukon (miscalcaulation again)
13:18- Miscalculation of the Canadian bomb blows Iceland to pieces
13:19- Donald Trump rises and commands the world to do his bidding.
13:20- Eskimos declare a spear war with Canada
13:21- All Canadians dead
13:37- Russians drink vodka
13:50- Michael J. Fox beheads Eminum. Then dies of Parkinsons disease. Succeded by Jerry Springer.
13:54- Jerry Springer breaks Donald Trump's neck and halts the warring in most Countries.
13:55- England declares tea break and jolly game of Croquet.
14:00- Jerry Springer declares peace.
14:00- Canada gets leavled by aryans from Mars
14:01- Fruitopia attacks the Canadian North
14:02- Russians drink vodka
14:10- Tom Cruise saves the world from aliens
14:31- Fruitopians attack Pony Land
15:00- France surrenders to mannequin
15:05- Kim Jungle the Ill boogies down to "I feel ronely", while ordering a mass nuclear attack on the United States of Terra
15:09- Russians drink vodka.
15:10- Fruitopians bomb dream valley, Pony Land
15:11- A version 1.2 of Estonians is launched. Now they are able to make short conversations.
15:12- American Issuses n00b attack with army armed with AWPS
15:12-00003 Otis enters the scene and nukes the 'unknown' world
15:13- Sir Ian Mckellan and his homosexual colleagues pick up their sex toys and invade defenseless Argentina, and its mass population of Ilamas
15:14- A Trojan destroys all 1.2 version Estonians.
15:15- All Ilamas are forever scarred
15:16- Oprah eats a quarter of the Llama population. So much for her diet...
15:20- Fruitopians reach Ponyville, Battle of Ponyville begins
15:22- President Kris Kringle realizes the world will soon end, and makes a final last ditch effort to touch all the naughty boys and girls around the world
15:20- Michael J. Fox has the Jesus Complex, he is ressurected under an overpass.
15:25- Michael J. Fox mobilizes his army of mermen and mermaids, and invades the burly state of Wisconsin, killing all Packers fans in the way
15:26- Fruitopians win battle of the Tundra
15:27- Darth Benedict enters the scene (With the Imperial March playing as his theme music) He reads the last rites of men, and hitches a ride to the Death Star, provided by retreating Martians
15:29- World Peace is declared
15:29:04- World War starts up again
15:31- Greenland Bombs Iran
15:33- Russians drink vodka.
15:34- The Hollow Tree betrays Fruitopia and begins the seige of Neverland by acorn artillery 3000
15:34:00000000001- The Hollow Tree is burned down by Laser Kittens
15:35- Remaining squirrels join Russia and drink vodka
15:35:50- All squirrels die and population limit drops to sustain Canadians
15:36- All Canadians are resurrected.
15:47- Kermit the Frog is thrown through the Penguin Embassy's window.
15:48- Russians drink vodka.
16:00- The Penguins mass and kill 57.8% 0f the humans.
16:01- They are outside my door.
16:02- They're in the house
16:03- Oh ****
16:04-
17:59- Corry Ferris officially declared a Communist by the penguin proletariat, also declared guilty of penguin sodomy in censure.
18:00- The British Empire rises again and almost wipes out the penguins.
18:01- Russians drink vodka
18:01- Iran sells the bomb scraps and triples their economy
18:14- Norway invades central Sweden, and makes a rude gesture to Finland. The Swedish population are forced to worship Odin and Thor as their gods.
18:21- Corry Ferris excecuted by penguin proletariat with extreme prejudice, show offered on pay per view.
19:04- Japan makes more shitty cartoons
19:14- France surrenders again
[edit] The Next Day
0:02- Russians have a massive vodka-induced orgy. Many die in the process.
0:04- A massive climate change takes place and has no effect on the penguin masses.
0:46- Average temp: 106 degrees below
0:51- Otis is a bit chilly.
1:06- 27 remaining Russians eat Vodkasicles
2:07- Remaining humans revolt against the Penguin army Battle of the Icebergs
4:59- End of Battle of the Iceburgs humans retreat
5:00- End of Battle of Ponyville, all My Little Ponies are dead
5:00- only 4,000 humans remain, they try and come up with a plan
5:02- Otis kicks butt once again.
5:03- The remaining 6 russians eat more Vodkasicles
5:05- English reserves are dispatched with their unmatched skill of h4x
5:05:16- Penguins get owned, war ends
5:06- the world celebrates
5:06:02- remaining russians celebrate by eating vodkasicles
6:10- The Fruitopians have know taken over Canada, Gerard Way holds a Black Parade.
6:12 Laser Kittens use their lasers to reheat the world.
6:13 There is great rejoicing, but no more Vodkasicles
6:13.02 Mr. T the III rises up as leader of the remaining humans and finds oil and more Vodkasicles in whatever is left of Ireland.
6:22 Someone realises that this war just got a bit stupid...
6:23 ...so they raised Australia from the bottom of the sea and coated the world with vegimite and cricket pitchs.
