'I'm too good for this league, and want to give everyone a chance' - Ollie_H
Ollie_H plays a gorgeous leg glance on his way to 333* not out
Ollie_H plays a gorgeous leg glance on his way to 333* not out
An exclusive interview witth Willow Wanderers skipper and leading batsman Ollie Holden, has drawn some harsh home truths on some of the players in the PCCL. Ollie Holden comes off the back of a fantastic domestic season in Papua New Guineau as an overseas player, the fantastic young batsman scored over 2000 runs in just a handful of games at a an average of over 100. He was dismissed for just two single figure scores, which both happened to be ducks. The batsman claims that he wanted to give the other players a chance instead of stealing all the limelight.
Joan Smith, was given the task of Interviewing one of the greatest cricketers to have played the game and had this to say about the upcoming PCCL season. 'Of course there will be some quality cricket played in this league, but there is some quality cricket played in local urinals. I mean it's a small amount, but there is still some. Hitting out of the public toilets, is more commonly known as 'Soap and Out'. Having spent some of my time playing, I can tell you it is harder than it sounds'
When asked about the standard of play in the PCCL he also had some harsh truths for some of the senior players of the league, 'There will be some experience campaigners this season, but they are getting on a bit. Whereas we have some incredible talent such as Blake, User2010, Send2Yaari and Giggity Giggity. I am enjoying working with the players at the moment. On the other sides you have jokers such as 'dutchad', I mean who would want to advertise anything in Holland? He must be some form of stripper. Then there is 'treva', I mean he has so many split personalities you can call him either 'Jack' or 'Trev' but say them both at the same time and he is utterly confused. 'Maney2k9' doesn't even know what year it is and has had more name changes than Jordan has had boob jobs! The less said about 'w3lshrugby' the better, more like 'w3lshrubbish'
'I have to admit I feel sorry for the opposition that will come up against me, which is why I have decided to bat one handed this year, that way I will be able to toy with them even more when I go on to make big scores and score the most runs in the season, I really can be confirmed as the world's leading player'
Ollie Holden, then proceeded to bat against the bowling machine, whilst Joan Smith looked on from outside the netting, it is reported he has a new trick up his sleeve and he calls it 'Holewayouttheground' reportedly and scientifically tested as the best way to strike a ball as far as possible.
Ollie Holden will be playing in the upcoming pre-season tournament in and around some of the grounds.
Joan Smith, was given the task of Interviewing one of the greatest cricketers to have played the game and had this to say about the upcoming PCCL season. 'Of course there will be some quality cricket played in this league, but there is some quality cricket played in local urinals. I mean it's a small amount, but there is still some. Hitting out of the public toilets, is more commonly known as 'Soap and Out'. Having spent some of my time playing, I can tell you it is harder than it sounds'
When asked about the standard of play in the PCCL he also had some harsh truths for some of the senior players of the league, 'There will be some experience campaigners this season, but they are getting on a bit. Whereas we have some incredible talent such as Blake, User2010, Send2Yaari and Giggity Giggity. I am enjoying working with the players at the moment. On the other sides you have jokers such as 'dutchad', I mean who would want to advertise anything in Holland? He must be some form of stripper. Then there is 'treva', I mean he has so many split personalities you can call him either 'Jack' or 'Trev' but say them both at the same time and he is utterly confused. 'Maney2k9' doesn't even know what year it is and has had more name changes than Jordan has had boob jobs! The less said about 'w3lshrugby' the better, more like 'w3lshrubbish'
'I have to admit I feel sorry for the opposition that will come up against me, which is why I have decided to bat one handed this year, that way I will be able to toy with them even more when I go on to make big scores and score the most runs in the season, I really can be confirmed as the world's leading player'
Ollie Holden, then proceeded to bat against the bowling machine, whilst Joan Smith looked on from outside the netting, it is reported he has a new trick up his sleeve and he calls it 'Holewayouttheground' reportedly and scientifically tested as the best way to strike a ball as far as possible.
Ollie Holden will be playing in the upcoming pre-season tournament in and around some of the grounds.
