*The scene changes to a rough looking bar, where there is a collection of bikers, thugs and plain low lifes. There is a dim light over a snooker table, the only visible light in the pub. The wooden door is opened and the sounds of a thunderstorm are heard. A man in a brown hooded coat and a woman walk in, as the rest of the drinkers stare a hold through them. They take a seat and the hood goes down, revealing JJS. The woman takes a cap off and she is recognised as Melissa.*
Melissa: *whispering* Um, two things. One, I don't like this place. It's dark and smells like something died.
JJS: Someone probably has. This is a rough place..
Melissa: Not funny. Two, why are we here anyway? There are a lot of bars inside the PCWF if you wanted a drink.
JJS: I'm here because I want a nice bottle of Millers and I'm looking for someone.
Melissa: Who are you waiting for, in this.. this.. dump?
JJS: Dump? I grew up around this kind of places. Anyway, at the Golden Gamble, my match was interrupted by Jimmy G's goons. You know,
Camp-be and Gay-le. And I have a feeling that tonight, when I face Johnny Styles, those two will be popping up again. So, I have found a way to keep them anyway..
*The bartender brings the drinks over and JJS takes a swig from his bottle. He takes off his coat and chucks it onto the nearest snooker table. He takes the cue and begins to play himself, while Melissa sits on the edge of the table. JJS' eye catches a biker and they have a quick stare, before JJS goes back to his game.*
Melissa: So, Mr Smart Guy, what is your all brilliant way of stopping the Magic Pixies?
JJS: My friend, well friends, are coming with us tonight to the match. And if the goons turn up, they are going to get a big beating. Leaving me, to win the match and beat Styles like the a***** he is.
Melissa: How are your friends going to beat Crabbe & Goyle? They are 500 pound apes.
*JJS lines up his shot and hits the white ball with the cue, sending the pink ball into the pocket. He takes another mouthful and puts the bottle back on the accompanying table. Suddenly, the rain is heard again and two men in coats walk into the bar. JJS calls them other and they shake hands. The jackets come off and it reveals two WWE superstars. The camera pans from Melissa's shocked face to the two men.*
JJS: Because, Melissa, my friends are also known as.. Triple H and Shawn Michaels! I want you to meet Degeneration-X..
Ten minutes later..
*JJS, Melissa, HHH and Michaels are sitting around the table, talking about DX's career. They each have a bottle of beer and take great privelige in bragging to their number one fan, Melissa.*
HHH: So, JJ. We watched the Golden Gamble..
Michaels: And more importantly, we watched that Crabbe and Goyle..
JJS: They are a bunch of fat, bisexuals. Annoying, fat bisexuals.
HHH: We are up for a bit of a brawl. Don't worry about tonight, you should be concentrating on whupping Style's sorry ass, while we take care of the Magic Alliance. I've seen scarier.
JJS: They ain't scary, just damn right stupid..
Michaels: Scary, fat, annoying, stupid, whatever. We can fight off them two..
*JJS nods his thanks and Melissa goes into deep thought.*
Melissa: Ever imagine that they might not show up..?
*After a brief silence with nothing but the rain to hear, JJS finishes his bottle and puts it back down on the table.*
JJS: They will, they always do..
*The four people get up to leave, but a group of bikers get up and block the door. They mumble a few things and are clearly drunk.*
Biker 1: MSJDKSNJNDSDKMKMD!
JJS: What?
*The biker punches JJS in the mouth and JJS punches him back. DX jump in and a seven man brawl ensues. After a quick grapple, JJS chucks the large man over the bar and Michaels managed to Sweet Chin Music another one onto the floor. They scramble out the door and HHH hits a following one with his snooker cue. It breaks and HHH is disappointed.*
HHH: Well, that was crap.
*The four get into JJS' car and they speed off. The rain continues and the lightning crackles, as the sun begins to set.*
