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[sohum]

Don't worry peoples. PVF is here.

Brilliant... another target to make fun of!

 

[PVF]

Who are you?

Why don't you sit down and watch how the pro's play.

 

[Jarman Magic]

Brilliant... another target to make fun of!

You guys had better target PVF for your own sake.
If you take him lightly he'll destroy you

 

[bushy]

TFFCL are a bunch of...................................................................

 

[sohum]

Who are you?

Why don't you sit down and watch how the pro's play.

I don't have a mirror.

You guys had better target PVF for your own sake.
If you take him lightly he'll destroy you

So quite unlike the rest of your team, then.

 

[Therbs]

I don't have a mirror.


So quite unlike the rest of your team, then.

That's because your mirrors keep on breaking? That's a lot of bad luck.

 

[sohum]

That's because your mirrors keep on breaking? That's a lot of bad luck.

Hhhwhat?

 

[Jarman Magic]

I don't have a mirror.

I don't blame you. Why ruin your own day?

So quite unlike the rest of your team, then.

quite unlike the whole PC squad

 

[PVF]

Both my arms are insured for about $1 mil each. I'd be worried if i was you.

 

[sohum]

I don't blame you. Why ruin your own day?

True, it would be miserable seeing all the other ugly wretches after waking up to an image of myself.

quite unlike the whole PC squad

Indeed, we are quite unlike you. We know how to win, you don't.

Both my arms are insured for about $1 mil each. I'd be worried if i was you.

I'm not worried, but then I don't normally believe delusional stories.

 

[Therbs]

Hhhwhat?

Sorry me old mate. There's a superstition in western culture that if you break a mirror then you experience 7 years of bad luck.
You originally said you didn't have a mirror.
I then suggested that you don't have one because they keep on breaking.
Hence the bad luck.

Get it?

I'm not worried, but then I don't normally believe delusional stories.

Therefore you don't normally believe your own stories.

 

[Jarman Magic]

True, it would be miserable seeing all the other ugly wretches after waking up to an image of myself.


Indeed, we are quite unlike you. We know how to win, you don't.

You're surrounded by nothing but ugly wretches? Poor you.
Do you live in a trailor park? zoo?
oh, it's India. Now I understand

No, your squad is quite unlike PVF. You have no ability to destroy the opposition when given half a chance. Nice try to twist the statement though:hpraise

 

[sohum]

Therefore you don't normally believe your own stories.

Well, no. If they're stories they're likely to be made up, regardless of whether I say it or someone else says it. I'm a writer of fiction myself, not much of a fan of writing non-fiction (except in blogs of course).

You're surrounded by nothing but ugly wretches? Poor you.
Do you live in a trailor park? zoo?
oh, it's India. Now I understand

Nah, I live in Houston, Texas. The actual reason I'm surrounded by ugly wretches is because so many people from TFFSL have migrated to PC.

No, your squad is quite unlike PVF. You have no ability to destroy the opposition when given half a chance. Nice try to twist the statement though:hpraise

Ah--so PVF needs some chance (albeit half of it) to destroy the opposition. At PC we don't rely on chance or luck--that's the best friend of amateurs like yourself.

 

[Calfy]

Moooooooo.


Calfy has arrived (I don't usually refer to myself in the third animal...but new forum...new persona - err...animona)

Looking forward to skittling some PC batsmen in this series. I have played you guys before...but haven't lived up to any lofty standards. So I am looking to this series as a way of getting back into it. Go TF!

 

[barmyarmy]

Nice to see that TFFSL have had to call up reinforcements in this thread after we saw the first lot off so easily. Let's hope your cricket is better than your banter or it will be a very one-sided series.