Tramps (whoever he is) wins hands down.
Lampard DID bottle it, he played for England against Australia in 2003, a 3-1 win for the Aussies.Ramps. Atleast he doesn't bottle it against Australia, which I'm sure Lamps would do if he were to ever play in the footballing equivalent of the Ashes.
after hearing about kalous birthday party id imagine Lamps is most likely to bottle it