Random Thoughts

[sanjeevaloria]

what happen if you goes to a pet store to buy a cat and say that
"hey can I have a pussy please."
what would happen next?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

what happen if you goes to a pet store to buy a cat and say that
"hey can I have a pussy please."
what would happen next?

They would say 'go to a rescue centre as we only sell kittens'...

 

[Jenocide]

They would say 'go to a rescue centre as we only sell kittens'...

Bravo. Well done you not react like a twat x

 

[Shadowplayer]

I've always wondered what did the first person who fell asleep think was happening to them?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

I've always wondered what did the first person who fell asleep think was happening to them?

Shit... I have the same life span of a fly...

But god would have reassured them x

 

[Shadowplayer]

That's funny.............and nice save!

 

[Deleted member 46200]

That's funny.............and nice save!

Jesus saves... I'm funny x

 

[Shadowplayer]

And Kane nets the rebound........ba dum tish

 

[Deleted member 46200]

And Kane nets the rebound........ba dum tish

And Able... ? Just watched.

 

[Shadowplayer]

Would you Adam and Eve it?

 

[sanjeevaloria]

ah I feeling well now after a month of medication maybe I will completely fine in month. well I was misdiagnosed with peptic ulcer I have irritable bowel disorder and I changed many doctors cause medications were didn't work for me.

well one joke cause I'm feeling good

hey B0SS I Have IBS

 

[Ashutosh.]

[HASHTAG]#1500[/HASHTAG] Messages.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Why is my arse so fat!!! Oh because I'm looking at yours @Jenocide

 

[Jenocide]

Why is my arse so fat!!! Oh because I'm looking at yours @Jenocide

No, mirror x

 

[Shadowplayer]

It's amazing to think that Cleopatra was born closer to Neil Armstrong stepping on the moon, than she was to when the pyramids were built.