Save_Us.222 - Break The Code [Y2J/Orton I on RAW]

[The Spin]

I thought you said it wouldnt be Y2J

 

[H0wZ4T!]

I said it might not be. It was just to mess you up.

 

[H0wZ4T!]

CHAPTER FOUR:

A REUNION OF FRIENDS AND ENEMIES

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No-one last week spoke to me, apart from Orton, McMahon and Regal. So, the next week on RAW in New Hampshire was my chance to catch up with old friends/past enemies. When I arrived in the halls of the arena, the whole of the RAW roster were shaking my hand or patting my back or attempting to kiss me, (Mickie James is now a lucky woman.)

Anyways, I turned into the locker room, walked in and bumped into two familar people. HHH and Shawn Michaels.

HHH: Jericho. Long time no see...

Jericho: You too, Hunter. Shawn, as well.

Shawn was kind of sitting down at the time, watching basketball, the San Antonio Spurs, whilst drinking beer. However, they were both giving me evil looks.

Jericho: What have you guys been doing recently?

No answer.

Jericho: Guys?

Oh, the silent treatment. What did I do to **** them off? Shawn got up from his chair and started to stare at me. He removed his hat, clicked his knuckles and snarled.

Jericho: Shawn... WTF?

HBK: GOTCHA, YOU CHAIN-SMOKING BIATCH! HAHA!

HHH: Chris, grab a chair and a beer and let's chill!

Oh. Right. Even, I can't pass up a cold beer and basketball. After about an hour of banter, reminising and alcohol, we had to depart and get ready for RAW. But, before I went, HHH and Shawn told me to meet them, outside McMahon's office, during the show. What the **** for though?​

 

[Karachi Xpress]

Nice update there. What if they beat you up infront of McMahon's office??

 

[Ollie_H]

Excellent update mate, cant wait to here what for

 

[H0wZ4T!]

CHAPTER FIVE:

A THORN IN THE ASS​

I slowly strolled around the old man McMahon's office to meet Shawn and Hunter, with a million questions in my head. What are we doing? Why are we doing it outside McMahon's office? Why does Shawn still wear that gay cowboy hat? This ain't Brokeback New Hampshire now, is it?

HHH: Chris, glad you could join us.

Jericho: Why am I here, Hunter?

HHH: Uh, uh, uh. No talk. Just follow.

They began to walk through the endless corridors to the curtains, near the ring. McMahon was outside with the prize possession of his grapefruits, Shane McMahon.

McMahon: Now, as you all know...

As Vince began to talk, Shawn plugged a voice mixer into the sound system and started to switch the settings. He spoke into the microphone and his voice came out as Vince's.

HBK as Vince: I LOVE DICKS!

The crowd laughed and Vince/Shane looked around in shock. Shawn invited me to try and I happily obliged.

Jericho as Vince: Big, fat, juicy dicks! In fact, I enjoy a nice piece of Randy Orton's southern fried weiner...

Eventually, Vince caught on. Dumb ass.

McMahon: DX!! I'M GONNA GET YOU!! YOU ARE A THORN IN THE ASS!!

Good times...​

 

[Ollie_H]

Excellent work mate!!

 

[PaulNixon1]

Ha ha Awsome work mate!

 

[sd92]

Great story so far. Sorry i havent commented, i've been busy with coursework etc. Keep it up

 

[Karachi Xpress]

HAHAA....Funny update.

 

[H0wZ4T!]

CHAPTER SIX: ​

I CAME BACK FOR A REASON​

I came back to the WWE for a reason. Not to drink beer with DX, not to annoy old man McMahon, not to be stared at passionatelly by the divas. I came back to save everyone from Randy Orton and win the WWE Championship. And even though, tonight is a non-title match, I can stake my claim to a title shot.​

Lilian Garcia: The following match is a one fall, non-title match! [POP]​

My music began, the pyros went off and the crowd were screaming for Y2J. I turned around and looked at the fans, who were shouting to the heavens. I've missed this.​

Lilian Garcia: Introducing first, weighing in at 225 lb, from Manhasset, New York, Y2J, Chris Jericho!​

I rolled into the ring, flashed a smile at Lilian and waited for meathead Orton. I had been waiting for this, since Orton became the champ at No Mercy and I watched it on PPV.​

Suddenly, Randy Orton's music hit the speakers and he came out onto the ramp with William Regal, not in his wrestling gear.​

Orton: Jericho, buddy... Now, you must be thinking why I am wearing jeans and a shirt. That is because William Regal and Mr. McMahon have decided that due to you and DX's actions earlier, I have the night off! [HEAT] But, don't worry, you still have a match now. Against...​

Orton pointed to the curtain and out came the loud mouthed Mr. Kennedy. He shook hands with Randy, came charging down the ramp and into the ring. Kennedy's microphone dropped from the roof and he stepped into it.​

Kennedy: [HEAT] I... A... Phew...​

Kennedy let the microphone go and he stepped away, took a breath and lunged straight at me, clotheslining me.​

Orton: Enjoy this, Jericho! [HEAT] Because, it is also a No-Disqualification match! Ring the bell, ref!​

Chris Jericho vs Mr. Kennedy
No-DQ​

Kennedy attacked me with several stomps to the torso, until he stepped back and dragged me to my feet. He nailed a couple of hard shots to my face and I fell onto the ropes to regain my breath. Kennedy run to the opposite rope and clotheslined me out of the ring, causing me to land on the hard concrete floor. He hooked my leg, but I broke the count at two.

I got to my knees, but Kennedy ran at my ribs and kicked me back to the floor. The crowd began to chant for me and I gained some confidence. I got to my feet and as Kennedy tried to boot me in the crotch, I grabbed his leg, span him around and speared him into the ring steps. I pinned him, but he got his shoulder up at two. We both wriggled around on the floor, but I got to my feet first, so I whipped him into the ring.

I pulled Kennedy onto his feet by his hair, wrapped my arm around his neck and applied the pressure to his neck, choking him. Kennedy elbowed my head, forcing me to let go. He dived at me, but I stepped to the side and left him to flop onto the mat. I quickly sat on his back and tried to lock in the Walls Of Jericho, but Kennedy pulled himself out of the ring, just in time.

As Kennedy gained some composure outside, I bounced off the ropes and suicide dived into him, bringing him to the floor. The crowd loved it and I took advantage of that, playing to the crowd. I dragged him along the floor by his hair and got him onto his feet again, whipping him into the steel barricade, near the announcer's table. Again, I held his shoulders down and pinned him, but he broke it at two. I began to feel more confident, so I dragged him into the ring again, dropkicking him onto the mat.

I taunted to the crowd, stalking Kennedy as he got onto his feet. He turned around, I ran at him and grabbed his head, slamming it into my knees...CODEBREAKER! I hooked the leg again, one, two, three!

Winner: Chris Jericho

As I celebrated my first victory since I came back, Orton slid into the ring and attempted to RKO me, but I span out of the way and pushed him into the corner of the ring. I nailed him with various shots to the body, but Mr. Kennedy blindsided me with a chair! As Orton dragged me to my feet, he went for a second RKO, but all of a sudden, good ol' DX lept into the ring and fought them off!

 

[Karachi Xpress]

Good win for Jericho and good work by DX too!

 

[Ibitmybut]

I have been lurking around these forums for a while now and only really post if I have something to add, or if the thread sparks my interest enough
And by goodness this thread has interested me from the start.
I really like the concept and I hope you continue this in the future.
KUTGW

 

[sd92]

Nice update Jay. Brilliant work from Y2J. Keep it up.

 

[afridi118]

good job nice story