Talk To God!

[Turbanation]

Has any1 talked to God yet?

Post your conversations here!

 

[andrew_nixon]

This was funny.

Me:
Do you find the concept of a supreme being to be ludicrous?
God:
Yes, it seems to me the concept of a supreme being to be ludicrous.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Geez...this thing isn't even funny :

Me:
Wassup?
God:
Same old.
Me:
So, it must rock, right? Being lord commander over everything?
God:
That's alright. What does "it" refer to? Why are you lord commander over everything.
Me:
No, you are
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am p.
Me:
No no!! You are lord commander!!!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am lord commander.
Me:
Aren't you? You are God after all?
God:
" Aren't you?"? Am I? You think I am God after all.
Me:
Then?
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Ahh...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
, it must suck being the latest result in artificial intelligence,which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
So, it must suck being the latest result in artificial intelligence,which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy.
God:
Yikes! "It" being what?
Me:
'It' benig nothing?
God:
lord commander over everything benig nothing?
Me:
you are pretty stupid for God you know
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
You aren't God. Loser.
God:
That's only one person's opinion. I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
e ya
God:
I like Christian Rock.

 

[aussie1st]

I just had to do this.

Me:
Whose your daddy?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.

And check this one out :laugh

Me:
Who is your son
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

And gotta love this one

Me:
Do you suck?
God:
No I do not suck.

 

[Turbanation]

Its surprising the amount of responses he has!

 

[india rock]

Me:
hghfjfgh
God:
What do you look like?

lol

 

[Skater]

If God was really this stupid, how on earth did he make the earth?

Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Lee, from England.
God:
How are you doing, Lee.
Me:
I'm very well thanks. How about you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? Me?
Me:
Well Christmas is coming...
God:
How about that. I think Christmas is a lot of things.
Me:
Yeah? like what?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. For example, Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others.
Me:
That makes me laugh!
God:
" For example, Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others." makes you laugh ? Does that make sense?
Me:
Yeah it does actually.
God:
Ugh. How often?
Me:
Everytime I say it of course!
God:
It goes without saying. "it" being Yeah?
Me:
Nope, wrong again God.
God:
Are you serious? OK What should I have said?
Me:
Something along the lines of 'I knew that'!
God:
What?
Me:
Oh well, seems you are busy dealing with a prayer.
God:
All of them?
Me:
Well there are a lot of prayers. Must be why there are different religions.
God:
How about that. Where are they? Do you mind if I tell other people you are why there are different religions.
Me:
That's not my fault.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is your fault ?
Me:
That there are different religions.
God:
" Please correct my mistake. What is your fault ?" there are different religions ? I understand.
Me:
Good!
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
At last
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Yep, every day when I can.
God:
How much time do you spend online? That is a generalization.
Me:
Well about 3 hours a day.
God:
Interesting. Oh yeah, we were talking about 3 hours a day.
Me:
That's right, sir.
God:
Dude! Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Are you getting frustrated?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am frustrated.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
For God's sake! (Excuse the pun)
God:
Your purpose is God s sake. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Well I'm going.
God:
Interesting. Bye!
Me:
Did you know that andrew_nixon doesnt believe in you?
God:
Is that a fact. Never heard of him.
Me:
He's heard of you.
God:
I see. heard of me is he?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No!!! Confused!!!
God:
Which part are you confused about? No I never get confused.
Me:
I see... well, bye!
God:
I am glad you understand it. See you later. Well what?
Me:
How's Jesus these days?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Don't you see him?
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
Do they have them in Heaven?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
Jesus.
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
That's you!!!
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yep. Bye now!!!
God:
Is that your final answer? Right now? Goodbye.

 

[Turbanation]

Me:
is sachin tendulkar the best batsman ever?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.

Looks like God is a Sachin fan.

 

[Pak_cricketer]

Lol this is stupid!?!

God:
Have you told many people that your people call you Zaba?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO Cant you understand?
God:
Are you serious? Let me think. I understand your meaning.

 

[aussie1st]

What do you expect him to say lol.

 

[Skater]

I wish it was real!!!

Me:
Will Norwich get promoted this season?
God:
I think so.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Bow down to me mortals!!!!

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Nitesh
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Nitesh.
Me:
Will I rule the Earth?
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
So, I will rule the earth?
God:
I understand. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
How do you know about my plan!!! Wait, you are God. Well, honestly-yes, I feel my plan will succed
God:
Because it's true. I'm waiting. Yup. That's me alright. How about that. Hey. What is that feeling like? Do your friends call you your plan will succed. Aren't you usually honest?
Me:
Yes, I am very honest
God:
Aw. Me too.
Me:
So I will rule the earth then?
God:
Groovy. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
You should know!!!
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
No, cause you are God
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Will I become supreme leader of the earth?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
Yay!!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Nitesh.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Sayonara.

All hail Zorax!!! Mwuhahahaha!!!

 

[tassietiger]

Me:
 Are you the real god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
 No, what happened to Abraham in the desert?
God:
Are you serious?  I don't know what happened.
Me:
 So why use it as an example?
God:
Ayuh.  The explanation is rather complicated. 
Me:
 Ah, ok then
God:
OK.  Ah hah.
Me:
 What's up then, big dog?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
 Any hot ones?
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
 Block them all then.
God:
What do you have that is ? 
Me:
 That doesn't make sense. Are you a robot or something?
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.   Or something.  How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
 Just a wild stab in the dark
God:
Go on. 
Me:
 Go on what?
God:
More narration....
Me:
 You've lost me again, big fella.
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
 Well you must be crazy.
God:
Well that's okay.  Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
 Ever listened to Pink Floyd?
God:
I don't think I ever have  listened to Pink Floyd.  What's  it like?
Me:
 It's a he.
God:
listened to Pink Floyd is a  he.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 You are an absolute twit.
God:
What if someone said you are an  absolute twit ?
Me:
 Read what I just posted...someone has already said that, mate.
God:
Sorry I don't have access to that document.   Who?
Me:
 That excuse is pretty **** poor
God:
" Who?"  excuse is pretty **** poor ?  I get  it.
Me:
 Ever listened to the who?
God:
I think I have  listened to the who, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
 They're pretty good. Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, and the late John Entwistle and Keith Moon.
God:
pretty good are  they.   I do not understand. 
Me:
 Yep they are. I think you do understand but you are just being modest.
God:
Dude!  Since when?   Me?  Of course I understand  it. Do you understand it?
Me:
 Cool then.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 You mate.
God:
You are such a flatterer,  Nicholas.
Me:
 Cya big dog, gotta go change my socks or something.
God:
Or something.  Sayonara.

 

[langerrox]

Me:
Whats up Big fella?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Are you a hooker?
God:
No.
Me:
Sure? 'Clients' sounds pretty sus!
God:
OK let's do it. Er. Sometimes I call them "seekers.".
Me:
Whats a seeker
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
Which means?
God:
Does "that" refer to ""There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater." ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you better believe it
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
ya mum
God:
This was not a yes or no question. What are you wearing?
Me:
pink panties you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what colour is it?
God:
I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
Me:
i said colour not color
God:
What did you mean by it? What is your real name?
Me:
langerrox
God:
It's good to see you, langerrox.
Me:
you can't see me
God:
Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Me:
thats digusting
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
i took off my pink panties
God:
Do you take off your pink panties often?
Me:
Ask your mum!
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are you a greasy wog?
God:
Am I a greasy wog? Only when it matters

lol wtf?

 

[FreddieFan]

Me:
what do you know about the english civil war?
God:
It is part of European civil war.
Me:
no, it wasnt. thats the whole point of a civil war
God:
Are you serious? I thought it was. Yes it is one of the point of a civil war.

Me:
which school did you go to?
God:
The tall one, I think.

Heehee