Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
git
God:
It's good to see you, git.
Me:
same here git
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
so ****ed yet!
God:
So? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes!
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
God language
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not a christian
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A christian.
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
sod off
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon a time there lived a ****** called GOD
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
then he went to a brothel
God:
How did he get to a brothel?
Me:
he took a taxi
God:
I get it. took a taxi.
Me:
yup! he wanted to have some fun!
God:
OK. I get it. wanted to have some fun.
Me:
yes God wanted to have some fun
God:
Er. I am a Christian.
Me:
doesn't hurt having fun once a while
God:
I can't tell if hurt having fun once a while.
Me:
ok back to the story
God:
Yes, let us get back to a brothel. Hey.
Me:
you are a smart one!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart.
Me:
ok now God wanted a quick shag!
God:
Why now? I am a Christian. Awesome.
Me:
because you were at a brothel!
God:
Good reason. I was?
Me:
yup!
God:
When?
Me:
yesterday!
God:
That recently.
Me:
yup
God:
I see.
Me:
you did not have any money
God:
What makes you think I did not have any money?
Me:
because the madam of the brothel kicked your arse out
God:
Good reason. I have never heard about it.
Me:
ask you arse! it will tell you that
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
hehe! ok now God was desparate to have a shag
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, git. Why now? Jesus was the son of God. Wow!
Me:
thats a result of some serious shagging!
God:
A result of some serious shagging is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
shall we continue the story tomorrow?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Let me think. I will continue.
Me:
cheeky *******! bye bye!
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? See you later. See you later git.
Also the God called me a Git! So we are even! Also I called the God a lot more than git.
