Travel Advice

[Highlander999]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or
train, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop and switch it on.
3. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky, then hit this link:
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

 

[cric_craze]

lol .......

 

[mattfb]

lmfao.

 

[Gilly Fan]

That's old, Tom. You're old. Stop being so old!

 

[Cricketdude]

Then you say yess!!!

 

[Leggie]

Haha! ROFL! :laugh:rtfl

I have no Laptop to take no the plane

 

[Cricketman]

Especially works if you are brown

Leggie, buy a laptop and take it when you leave in two days!

 

[McLOVIN]

this is how i laughed when i got the joke..."bahhhahha bbahhhahhaaa" :rtfl:rtfl

ahem what =|

 

[knigt rider]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or
train, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop and switch it on.
3. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky, then hit this link:
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

what should i do if he calls the police:confused: if he is in train he will call the police,if he is in the plain he will press assitance key for airhostess

knigt rider added 6 Minutes and 9 Seconds later...

Haha! ROFL! :laugh:rtfl

I have no Laptop to take no the plane

you also need a portable modem

 

[Highlander999]

Ok, someone has obviously never heard of a joke before. I think the title of the sub-forum gives it away though, "Humour & Jokes" :