What's the most stupid Qustion you have ever been asked

[Master Khan]

"Would like to go to the Principals office?"
Hate it when teachers ask that.
what do they think im gonna say. 'Yea i totally wanna go it should be a blast?'

LOL Same Here Its so Annoying

 

[Deleted member 13648]

You're not going to live long.

Way to tell it like it is man :

 

[offdriven4]

to quote my ex

"do you have to go today?"

after telling the silly cow i had to work on a saturday

 

[Master Khan]

My Teacher told me
"Do you Want a After School Detention"
As if I will Said
"Oh Yeah Please I really Want one"
Stupid Teachers.

 

[Skater]

My Teacher told me
"Do you Want a After School Detention"
As if I will Said
"Oh Yeah Please I really Want one"
Stupid Teachers.

Rhetorical question my friend.

 

[cric_craze]

you got a haircut ?!?!
no my hair just fell down all of a sudden

 

[Leicester Fox]

Whos winning? mid way through the last test in the 2005 ashes series by this girl at school. How can you tell whos winning after 2 days!

 

[Master Khan]

England was batting and This guy goes
"so who is batting"
Well have a think and guess.

 

[Simbazz]

My mate was trying to work out how long it was till we were going to France, and said oh its your B'day tomorrow isnt it, what date is it today? :

I mean its not like hes been my best mate for 7 years and spent every b'day with me I feel shocked.

 

[Master Khan]

My mate was trying to work out how long it was till we were going to France, and said oh its your B'day tomorrow isnt it, what date is it today? :

I mean its not like hes been my best mate for 7 years and spent every b'day with me I feel shocked.

Thats Shocking Mate but Is alright Sometime things like these do happen.
I really hate the question they ask you in the airport they are all Stupid. :

Like When I came back to the Uk The Guy Ask me
"So Did you go on a holiday"

 

[Skater]

How was he to know you had been on holiday? What about visiting family in a different country? What about being with your father on business?

 

[Deleted member 13648]

They're just trying to be friendly! Do you have a problem with everyone in the world?!

 

[Master Khan]

They're just trying to be friendly! Do you have a problem with everyone in the world?!

No I don't have problem with them is just annoying

 

[Simbazz]

They're just trying to be friendly! Do you have a problem with everyone in the world?!

I call it small talk but it does help when bored

 

[PhilD123]

"Do you think England can win the world cup?"
I mean come on, ask a stupid question get a stupid answer....

Also the one that Joe mentioned, in a cricket match where my mum asks, "Who's winning?".