What's the most stupid Qustion you have ever been asked

[Simbazz]

Ring-ring

Me - 'Hello?'

'Are you awake?'

the next line is a very angry Simon, "No im still asleep, jackass!"

 

[Master Khan]

lots of teacher ask stupid questions aswell like
"do you want to pass your GCSE"
"Do you really want a Detention"

and man more but I can't remember any

 

[mattfb]

If im doing something like say doing class work and someone comes up and goes "What you doing?"

I mean seriously, wtf do you think im doing.

 

[LUMB_YORKSHIRE]

lots of teacher ask stupid questions aswell like
"do you want to pass your GCSE"
"Do you really want a Detention"

and man more but I can't remember any

teachers ask stupid ones like you say

 

[sd92]

Heres a funny but stupid question...

"What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?"

 

[usy]

when I was in the Airport this woman look at my passport and ask me
"so how old you are"

yeah, they take my passport, and ask so what is your name?

am'a.. like.. WTF, cant you read.

"Do you really want a Detention"

yeah Teachers always use to ask me that, just say yes.

 

[Jaztheman]

I phone my landline on the bus coming home from a football match.

Me - Hey Mum
Mum - What you want?
Me - Aren't you picking me up?
Mum - Yeah I'm coming
Me - So are you at school yet?

I felt like a right lemon.

 

[Sureshot]

yeah, they take my passport, and ask so what is your name?

am'a.. like.. WTF, cant you read.

You can't see why they'd ask that?

 

[sd92]

It is common sense really Usy.

 

[Cricketdude]

The most stupid question i've ever been asked is Whats better pro evolution or Fifa? Pretty simple...

 

[Gilly Fan]

Most stupid question I think I've asked is "Where's the Ice"?

Dunno about most stupid question I've been asked is though.

Ring-ring

Me - 'Hello?'

'Are you awake?'

I hate it when people say "Are you awake".

I just say no.

 

[Cricketdude]

The teacher asked me "Are you reading" like why would you say no?

 

[sd92]

I think its official, teachers ask the most stupid questions in order to be clever and sarcy.

 

[baburao]

question : baburao whats your name?

 

[usy]

You can't see why they'd ask that?

why?? i don't know really to be honest.. I?ve travelled like more then 20 times .. I still not sure.

It is common sense really Usy.

do you like eating pies?