Why men should not marry?

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Rachel is a real girl. The list was taken from her website. Rachel is a typical young American woman. Keep in mind that she expects everything on the list simply because she is a female.
5'8” and taller
Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
Handsome
Muscular
Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat
Good sense of humor
Dimples
Cute laugh
Sensitive
*Affectionate* in front of friends
Gives me lots of attention
Outgoing
Popular but doesn't know the whole state
Friends with my friends
Nice smile
Straight teeth
No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
Pierced ear(s) if any
Not too many tattoos if any
Likes to cuddle
Likes to party
Takes me out
Grabs my hand to hold
Kisses me unexpectedly
Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
Has a good job
Tells me he misses me when we're not together
Makes me laugh
Open minded
Polite
Holds doors for me
Opens car doors
*Romantic*
Likes all type of music
Likes going to the movies
Talks to his friends about me
Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
Gives massages without me having to ask
Plays with my hair
Calls me to just say hi
Tries not to argue
Apologizes for when he does wrong
Says what he's feeling
Has a car
Has a dog
Has a family that likes me
Compliments me
Is tan
Doesn't curse all the time
Wants to be with me as much as possible
Comes over unexpectedly
Wakes me up with a kiss
Same age or 3 years at the most older than me
*Trustworthy*
Patient
Likes to shop
Has good manners
Doesn't smoke
Occasionally drinks
Athletic
Is on time for dates
Calls back later when he says he will
Lives close to me
Wants to meet my family
Treats me like a princess
Has a cute butt
Good kissable lips
Good kisser
Good memory
Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
Intelligent
Has direction
Creative
Likes everything about me
Committed
*My best friend*
Respectful
Mature
Persistent – Hard working
Likes walks on the beach
Likes just staying home sometimes
Writes me songs/poems
Likes to dance
Has a sexy voice
Cooks for me
Likes to show me off
Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel"
Likes to take pictures
Flirts with me in public and in private
Puts up with my mood swings
Comforts me when I'm sad
Doesn't say “sorry” all the time when it's not needed
Sticks up for me
Likes animals
Sends me flowers for no reason
Ignores my imperfections
Surprises me (good surprises)
Doesn't ever yell at me
Likes picnics
Likes to clean
First to say I Love You
Listens to me
Smells good
*Doesn't lie*
Likes kids
Makes me the center of his world
Not in trouble with the law
Isn't a goody-goody
Doesn't stare at other girls
Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
Doodles our names on paper
Likes to draw
Leaves notes on my car
Let's me go out with him and his friends
Will hang out with me and my friends
Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
Gets jealous but not too jealous
Dependable
Doesn't hang up on me
Calls me babe, sweetie, etc
Calls me cute pet names
Isn't conceited
Isn't a penny-pincher
Likes sports and going to sports events
Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
Doesn't play mind games
Doesn't just think about sex
Cares about world issues
Doesn't make me cry
Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
Isn't shy
Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
Not opinionated
Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
Can spell

 

[Adarsh]

Looks like I'm the perfect guy for Rachael...

 

[newzolt]

Some quotes on marriage:

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is
not the only thing in life!!
* Anonymous

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older
she gets the more interested he is in her.
* Agatha Christie

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
* Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
* Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
* Sam Kinison

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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
* Anonymous

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't,
they'd be married too.
* H. L. Mencken

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Marriage is a three ring circus:
* engagement ring ---wedding ring ---suffering

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a
ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the
estimate.

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get
married. He says "the wedding rings look too much like miniature
handcuffs....."

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a
wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled, "It really works!"

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After
marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It
only seems longer.
* Anonymous

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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
* U2

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"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street bald and still think they are beautiful."

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once.

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When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's married, he's
finished
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