WWE: You're Fired! - The Rock Doesn't Give A Rats Ass About This

[The Rock]

Monday Night Massacre will be out in an hour, so you've got a final chance to get your wrestler on the main PPV cards! And this is the most important part of the game as the Road to Wrestlemania begins! And each and every wrestler who makes it to Wrestlemania gets paid huge!

 

[Ahmad Shah]

The Big Show- Mason Ryan you may have won,but I'll take my revenge,and the next time I get my hands on you,you are going down!!

Stacy- I was taking Natalya just to easy,but I'll take that as a lesson.

Natalya-Triple Threat Match Accepted
Eve-Stacy If You Have Guts Face Me In A Match

Stacy- I accept your challenge!!

 

[Fenil]

: Did Kelly Kelly say that she is the most talented diva here! Get your facts clear, sweetheart. The entire WWE universe knows that I'm the most talented and the most beautiful diva ever in the WWE. I'm the one who deserves to be the champion, not you, not even Natalya or Beth Phoenix.

: You forgot to use past tense in your statement, old lady.

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The Big Show- Mason Ryan you may have won,but I'll take my revenge,and the next time I get my hands on you,you are going down!!

: Yawn, yawn! Couldn't you think of anything better to say?

 

[The Rock]

The following advertisement has been paid for by Mr. David Otunga:

 

[Fenil]

: Can you babysit my son? I need a babysitter. I know you are good at that. Don't worry, I'll tell Gage not to be too hard at you.

 

[Villain]

Brock Lesner - Lesner here,Any eligible wrestler to fight with me? Open challenge.

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Lita - Natalya if you got guts face me up in a match.I'll whack you out bitch.

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Viscera - The Big Show i'll break you out,I challenge you wrestle against me in a match

 

[The Rock]

: Can you babysit my son? I need a babysitter. I know you are good at that. Don't worry, I'll tell Gage not to be too hard at you.

Otunga: That will be 50k vCash, which you probably cant afford!

 

[Fenil]

Otunga: That will be 50k vCash, which you probably cant afford!

Thats around 100 times the pay you get for your WWE contact! Oh, so thats your main job, babysitter!

 

[The Rock]

Thats around 100 times the pay you get for your WWE contact! Oh, so thats your main job, babysitter!

A babysitter is much better than a roided up guy with no skills simply yelling "You're next!" all over.



Dwayne: The Night Of Champions reportedly got 423 buys, which is quite a good number for an opener. Credit goes to all of the superstars.

*The number of clicks on the thread at the time between the PPV to the next show is posted are the amount of buys. This too, will play an important role in determining which wrestler is a draw and which is not.

 

[Fenil]

A babysitter is much better than a roided up guy with no skills simply yelling "You're next!" all over.

If you think babysitting is much better, make it as your permanant means of living as your living will be turned hell here.

 

[The Rock]

WWE: You're Fired: LIVE from Philadelphia!

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Mr. Dwayne: Welcome to the debut edition of WWE's Monday Night Massacre! I've got a lot of work tonight! Lets begin with the divas dispute for now. Now Trish, I totally agree with the fact that you were and probably are the best diva of all time. But not all of them agree with that fact. As far as Eve challenging Stacy goes, that will happen tonight! Infact, its next! Kelly, Lita and Beth whining about being better than Natalya? I and Vince gave it a thought and we've decided that at WWE's Souled Out PPV, it will be Kelly Kelly versus Beth Pheonix versus Lita versus Natalya with Trish Stratus as the special referee for the Divas championship!

Big Show, you've got your chance at the US Title. Better stop whining like a big fat piece of thrash now. You might get a shot at the WWE Championship or the World Heavyweight Championship though. But for that, you'll need to beat 30 other superstars in the Royal Rumble!

Wade Barrett and Alberto Del Rio, your time for talk is over and you both will be going against one on one later tonight!

And as we per advertisements, Khali will go one on one against Goldberg in tonight's main event!

Eve Torres Vs Stacy Keibler:

Stacy looked much aggressive than Eve at first as she wasted no time in taking Eve down on her knees. She hit Eve with two dropkicks and placed her right in the corner only to mess up a Stacy Splash. Eve got out of the way and went for a rollup but only got two. Eve then hit a moonsault on Stacy and pinned her clean - 1-2-3.

Winner by pinfall, Eve Torres!

Backstage Segment: Otunga and Cody Rhodes cross paths and share a few words about their Intercontinental Championship match at the Rumble.

The Undertaker walks out to a huge cheer. He then speaks about how Randy Orton tried his best but didnt get the work done. He then spoke how no one had the balls to come out and challenge him and at that very moment, Randy interrupted Taker and asked for at the Rumble. The Undertaker accepted. Stone Cold came out unexpectedly and then interrupted both of them. Austin talked about how he had already challenged the Undertaker and how Taker ignored it fearing the wrath of the rattlesnake. Randy interrupted Stone Cold saying that he is cashing his rematch clause but Austin hit a stunner on Orton, stared at the Undertaker and left.

Alberto Del Rio Vs Wade Barrett:

Both went after each other from the word go! Wade Barrett quickly tried for a Wasteland but Berto countered. Alberto hit Barrett with his trademark enziguiri but shockingly got only 2. Wade Barrett countered with a clothesline. And another clothesline. He hit Berto with the Winds Of Change and Del Rio kicked out! Wade looked very frustrated and the tried for another clothesline but Del Rio countered by attacking Barrett's arm. He quickly put Barrett into his finishing submission maneuver and Barrett tapped out.

Winner by submission, Alberto Del Rio!

Viscera comes out and talks about how Big Show is nothing but a loser. He talks how Show got owned by Ryan at NOC and that Show is nothing but Show-Off. He calls him out for a match at the very moment. Big Show comes out and accepts Viscera's challenge.

Viscera Vs Big Show:

Viscera kicked Big Show in the face before the bell rang. Show got angry and pushed Viscera back and they went all over it! Both of them got out of the ring and fought down the ramp and got counted out.

Match drawn as both the superstars were counted out.

Number One Contender's match for the WWE Championship: Goldberg Vs The Great Khali

Khali looked sloppy as always () and Goldberg had the upperhand from the beginning. Although Khali hit Goldberg with a few right hand chops, Goldberg quickly retaliated and hit Khali with consecutive punches and kicks. He hit Khali with the spear just in 3 minutes! He went for the pinfall but the referee got pulled out of the ring by none other than David Otunga! He then announced to the live crowd that the GM, Mr. Dwayne and Commish Laurinaitis appointed Otunga as the special referee for this match. Goldberg went for the pin again but this time, Otunga counted real slow. Angry Goldberg hit Otunga with the Jackhammer and other referees carried him out of the ring and the action resumed with another referee replacing Otunga. Just as Khali got up again, Goldberg hit him with the spear and got the pin.

Winner, and the number one contender for the WWE Title, Goldberg!

Kane came out soon after the match and chokeslammed Goldberg and the pyro went all red.

Mr. Dwayne on the Titantron: What a show we had, ladies and gentlemen! And by now, I think the Royal Rumble picture is quite clear. The card will be up on your screens below! And after looking at that, I just cant wait for it! Look at those matches and look at the Rumble match, it has all the stars! Make sure you dont miss it! Thank you for watching and goodbye for now, see you guys at the Royal Rumble!

The Intercontinental Championship Match:
David Otunga w/ John Laurinaitis Vs Cody Rhodes (C)

Triple Threat Match The World Heavyweight Championship:
Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs Randy Orton Vs The Undertaker (C)

The WWE Championship Match:
Goldberg Vs Kane (C)

The 30 Man Royal Rumble Match:
Hulk Hogan, CM Punk, John Cena, Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Edge, Kurt Angle, Batista, Wade Barrett, Zack Ryder, Mark Henry, Sheamus, Rey Mysterio, Daniel Bryan, Sin Cara, The Great Khali, Alberto Del Rio, Big Show, William Regal, The Miz, Ted Dibiase, Alex Riley, Kofi Kingston, David Otunga, Jinder Mahal, Mason Ryan and a mystery opponent.

 

[Fenil]

Otunga counted real slow. Angry Goldberg hit Otunga with the Jackhammer and other referees carried him out of the ring and the action resumed with another referee replacing Otunga

: Ha ha ha. Take that Otunga! Khali had no chance. And as far Kane chokeslaming me is concerned, that was expected as he knows he can only attack me from behind.

: That stupido would have got his mind right now after getting the beating.

WWE: You're Fired: LIVE from Philadelphia!

Triple Threat Match The World Heavyweight Championship:
Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs Randy Orton Vs The Undertaker (C)

 

[Villain]

Brock Lesner - Goldberg i'll tear you out! I Challenge you, a match for the WWE Championship.Be a man and accept the challenge.

 

[The Rock]

Brock Lesner - Goldberg i'll tear you out! I Challenge you, a match for the WWE Championship.Be a man and accept the challenge.

Otunga: Lol, he isnt the WWE Champion. And he will never be one.

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Thank Ahmad for this simple, yet effective banner.

 

[The Rock]

Myself, Mr. Dwayne wont be continuing the job of the General Manager and now, it is the Chairman of the WWE who will be taking over.