YO mama jokes go in here...

[slade]

Yo mama is so fat, she's got more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mama is so ugly, at christmas, they hang her up and kiss the mistletoe

 

[duffarama]

Yo mama is so far, when Moses was freeing the Israelites from slavery... she parted the sea with her fat ass.

 

[indiancricketer]

your Mama is so fat she needs to wrist watchs on her wrist becuase shes just like 2 different time zones

 

[hi ppl]

Yo mama's so fat that when she went on the scales, it said to be continued.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went on the scales, I thought it was her phone number.

 

[fardin]

yo mama is soo fat that even her daughter has to buy a new bed
yoy mama is so fat that even jacob oram couldnt fit in the picture

 

[Will p]

Yo mamma is so fat when she stood in the street i ran out of petrol driving round her
Yo mamma is so old her driving licsense expired

 

[WCC_bowler]

Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

 

[duffarama]

Thanks for all of your absolutley funny yo mamma jokes!